I was performing Madonna's 'Hollywood' at an award show after-party and Robin Williams was walking past quite fast (80s/90s hairstyle Robin) and he said something to me but I woke up.
I also dreamt that I bumped into Robin Williams in Princes Risborough High Street about 8 years ago. I remember waking up so excited to have experienced meeting him. We were in a driveway but somehow on a panel game show.
Push the button. Don't push the button. Trip the station. Change the channel.
8.9.14
31.7.13
Car at the bar
I had a million dreams between 7 and 8 this morning. I only remember part of one.
I had driven to meet David and a friend at a bar. I left the car parked along the street at a meter. I went in and they ordered me a cocktail. Having a drink reminded me I was driving, which reminded me to check on the car. I went to check and the car was gone. I was very worried but David was so calm and reassured me that we'd simply pick the car up from wherever it had been taken tomorrow! But I had no idea whether it was taken by parking enforcement -or by a thief-. I was not going to have a very fun night. My alarm woke me up.
I had driven to meet David and a friend at a bar. I left the car parked along the street at a meter. I went in and they ordered me a cocktail. Having a drink reminded me I was driving, which reminded me to check on the car. I went to check and the car was gone. I was very worried but David was so calm and reassured me that we'd simply pick the car up from wherever it had been taken tomorrow! But I had no idea whether it was taken by parking enforcement -or by a thief-. I was not going to have a very fun night. My alarm woke me up.
20.7.13
Good Times, Bad Times
I was out in the Mini with David. We stopped near a wide river on a late summer evening. Some people were camping around the corner but other than their tent in the distance we were alone. I noticed a huge fish swim by. It was the size of a dolphin. Then another, then another. All of a sudden we looked up and there was hundreds of them gathered across the river in front of us. Very big, dark blue/gray, whale-like things.
I turned around and it was daylight.
I was stood by the car talking to some other people parked in the spaces near the river. All of a sudden I decided to check to see if the car was on double yellow lines. Under the ivy that was growing near the car I saw double yellows. I looked up and there was a young traffic warden, he looked like a cross between Joe Fulford from school and Connor from work. I got in the car to move it and he explained that he would still have to give me a parking ticket. David was shouting "just drive away he can't ticket you" but I decided to roll the car back a little and talk my way out of the ticket. While I was talking to him the car continued to roll back a bit and I had to keep adjusting the handbrake. I was worried it was a distraction from my story about knowing people that look like him.
There could be no clearer portrayal of my depression since David left England on Thursday.
I turned around and it was daylight.
I was stood by the car talking to some other people parked in the spaces near the river. All of a sudden I decided to check to see if the car was on double yellow lines. Under the ivy that was growing near the car I saw double yellows. I looked up and there was a young traffic warden, he looked like a cross between Joe Fulford from school and Connor from work. I got in the car to move it and he explained that he would still have to give me a parking ticket. David was shouting "just drive away he can't ticket you" but I decided to roll the car back a little and talk my way out of the ticket. While I was talking to him the car continued to roll back a bit and I had to keep adjusting the handbrake. I was worried it was a distraction from my story about knowing people that look like him.
There could be no clearer portrayal of my depression since David left England on Thursday.
13.6.13
Food
Was in Tesco. Then a Tesco style warehouse that was very dark but the shelving was all lit. Each apartment had a shelf for it's food and then away from the shelving was food prep areas, each apartment had about 2 metres with trays above and below.
Then I was in a house in what seemed like Spain. It had several layers, you could go into the basement but it had windows, and then you could go down another level which still had a window looking out to the beach. It seemed like we were all cramming into a kitchen and then each took turns giving cooking classes.
Then I was in a house in what seemed like Spain. It had several layers, you could go into the basement but it had windows, and then you could go down another level which still had a window looking out to the beach. It seemed like we were all cramming into a kitchen and then each took turns giving cooking classes.
11.6.13
Driving over a cyclist.
I was driving along a road, up a slight hill in the countryside, when I noticed 2 guys ride bikes over the brow of the hill. They were coming down the hill on the path on my side of the road. I could see they wanted to cross and were watching to jump onto the road after I had passed. I got closer and could see one of them was about to ride into the road too early. I think it was Rob Cranberry from Misbourne School, I saw him on facebook recently. He went under the side of my car and I ran over him. I stopped. Then we were in hospital. He had bandages over his eyes. He might not be able to see out of one of them. He and his Mother left the room and the nurse handed me his prescription bill with two items on. I protested my innocence, saying that he rode his bike under my car and that it wasn't my fault. I felt bad for him but I was a little annoyed that they placed blame on me. Still it's lucky he didn't die or it wouldn't be a prescription I'd be worried about.
8.6.13
Sausage Lion
David and I were staying at a big house and there was a few dogs walking around. Their backs were tattooed. We both realised we had seen the dog we had always wanted, a sausage dog and decided we should find him and keep him. We picked him up and he was perfect. Suddenly we were in Tesco car park and the dog was lost. We found a similar one but knew we couldn't give up searching for ours. We tried to get back in the big house but were locked out.
2.6.13
Stevie Nicks at the Royal Albert Hall
From May.
Me, David and some others were at a Stevie Nicks concert at the Royal Albert Hall. We were seated in one of the upper levels but we managed to get down in front of the stage. A backing singer collapsed and the concert turned into mayhem. But I think the show continued.
Me, David and some others were at a Stevie Nicks concert at the Royal Albert Hall. We were seated in one of the upper levels but we managed to get down in front of the stage. A backing singer collapsed and the concert turned into mayhem. But I think the show continued.
6 weeks after M&S, Madonna now works at Tesco...
I was at work and a customer asked for some cooked steak strips they serve hot in a bag ready to eat (we do not sell these). I said I'd take a look out the back and see if there were any coming out. I went out the back and they weren't cooking anything, but I found some kind of flavoured gum or I said my gum was the flavour of steak and offered him some to eat with other food to get the flavour.
I looked over and Madonna was on the shop-floor going through some green trays of stock. I offered to just double check whether we had any uncooked steak to give to the guy. I went back through the tunnel out the back and found some steaks. As I left the fridge, Madonna came through the tunnel, I turned around and she was going in the fridge. I said over my shoulder 'Hey Madge'. I couldn't think of anything else, I was rushed as she was disappearing into the fridge. I wasn't sure if she heard me so I waited a second and she leaned her head back out of the door flaps and winked at me.
I gave the customer the steak and went back to the chiller. Madonna was going through more green trays out the back. I guess it was tour stock but I'm not sure why she came into the fridge. I guess her stuff got mixed up with my stuff because there was meat and headphones and wires and stuff all tangled up together. I said 'this is so gross', and she was like 'it really is.' And I spoke to her about wanting to be vegetarian and how I'm getting better at it. 'Look at all this gross meat' I said. There was meat and blood everywhere in the trays. I told her 'I would not eat any of this..unless it was steaming hot on a plate in a restaurant!'. She agreed and we both laughed.
I looked over and Madonna was on the shop-floor going through some green trays of stock. I offered to just double check whether we had any uncooked steak to give to the guy. I went back through the tunnel out the back and found some steaks. As I left the fridge, Madonna came through the tunnel, I turned around and she was going in the fridge. I said over my shoulder 'Hey Madge'. I couldn't think of anything else, I was rushed as she was disappearing into the fridge. I wasn't sure if she heard me so I waited a second and she leaned her head back out of the door flaps and winked at me.
I gave the customer the steak and went back to the chiller. Madonna was going through more green trays out the back. I guess it was tour stock but I'm not sure why she came into the fridge. I guess her stuff got mixed up with my stuff because there was meat and headphones and wires and stuff all tangled up together. I said 'this is so gross', and she was like 'it really is.' And I spoke to her about wanting to be vegetarian and how I'm getting better at it. 'Look at all this gross meat' I said. There was meat and blood everywhere in the trays. I told her 'I would not eat any of this..unless it was steaming hot on a plate in a restaurant!'. She agreed and we both laughed.
14.4.13
Madonna working at M&S
We were in a 'Marcs and Spencer' which had opened up in LA. A grocery store/clothing store popular in England. Madonna was wearing the new uniform, grey high-waisted trousers and a black slim fit shirt with green stripe along the top. She was getting very involved with the clothing line. Taking control and recommending clothes to people. I left with a sweater I didn't really like and went back in to exchange it. She gave me the same sweater which she had now personalised. I think she had added a kind of spider's web made of string underneath the original design, a photograph of a city. I disliked this one even more but took it anyway.
31.3.13
Dream or film?
I saw a photo on tumblr today and had a flashback to a film or dream I watched or had when I was younger. We'll never know.
The Impostor
I vaguely remember being at a meal with David. On our table were a group of 50-60 year old important men. I was talking very comfortably with them. I looked over and saw Mila and Ashton sat on the next table, and I thought to myself - I probably don't realise who I'm talking to.
Later, I was at a very big house with David. The owner of the house took David to show him something down a small thin staircase to the basement. When they came back into the room, I was removing a ceramic plate and something else from under my shirt and returning them to the table. I don't know how they got there. I wasn't stealing them, but it certainly looked like it.
Since I got back to England, my brain is probably hyper-experiencing the difference between Hollywood and Princes Risborough. (Sun/Snow, David/No David). Maybe since returning to my hometown, I feel like I was an impostor amongst the Hollywood crowd.
Later, I was at a very big house with David. The owner of the house took David to show him something down a small thin staircase to the basement. When they came back into the room, I was removing a ceramic plate and something else from under my shirt and returning them to the table. I don't know how they got there. I wasn't stealing them, but it certainly looked like it.
Since I got back to England, my brain is probably hyper-experiencing the difference between Hollywood and Princes Risborough. (Sun/Snow, David/No David). Maybe since returning to my hometown, I feel like I was an impostor amongst the Hollywood crowd.
4.3.13
Howard Stern and old people.
We took the shortcut up Mount Olympus and got to the part where you can't turn right. We were waiting to go straight when we noticed the car in front of us was Howard Stern in a weird beat up old Beetle. We honked and threw out fists in the air to show our appreciation and he drove slowly on while talking to us. For some reason with all the windows down, we could all have a perfectly good conversation car to car.
As we drove on the dream changed a little and I was in a new car driving an old man somewhere. I seemed to be testing new cars and speaking to old people a lot. David and I came back from somewhere looking for one of the new cars I was driving in the car park. The car was in a disabled space and there was an old man sitting in the passenger seat. The steering wheel was on the right. I asked if he was ok and he wanted chocolate. I looked in the door of the car and found kids surprise balls with chocolate inside, but there was about 15 tiny chocolate balls, the size of ball bearing, and we both agreed we weren't about to fiddle around opening all those.
As we drove on the dream changed a little and I was in a new car driving an old man somewhere. I seemed to be testing new cars and speaking to old people a lot. David and I came back from somewhere looking for one of the new cars I was driving in the car park. The car was in a disabled space and there was an old man sitting in the passenger seat. The steering wheel was on the right. I asked if he was ok and he wanted chocolate. I looked in the door of the car and found kids surprise balls with chocolate inside, but there was about 15 tiny chocolate balls, the size of ball bearing, and we both agreed we weren't about to fiddle around opening all those.
Flight
I was in Risborough at our old house when a plane flew over us accompanied by a jet. I was looking at the jet when I realised the plane was upside down, like in the film Flight. The planes flew over before circling back over the house heading towards the Whiteleaf Cross. The big plane crashed in a huge fireball, not sure if the small plane made it or not.
28.2.13
Yellow rain
It's been a while and I've forgotten a lot of dreams but I just woke up from a wild one.
For some reason my family lived in the High Street in Princes Risborough. My brothers Jack and Luke were playing upstairs, one of them had a friend over. I was looking out the window when I noticed a lot of things floating in the sky, in a swirly line. Balloons, toasters, and all kinds of random things were up there floating around. All of a sudden, a huge digger fell from the sky landing in the High Street. For some reason there was more people in the house now. I tried to shout and tell them that diggers were falling from the sky outside but nobody seemed to listen. I could see people outside scrambling to safety. There was some men shouting further along the street, one of the men was trying to tell everybody that it was the beginning of something horrible and we should take cover immediately, but the other men were trying to shut him up. I tried to move my brothers downstairs from the front bedroom but they were too excited with whatever game they were playing to listen to me. When I finally got them onto the staircase the boy that was visiting ran out to his Dad on another kind of digger and drove it away with his Dad in the passenger seat. He was only around 12 years old.
For some reason my family lived in the High Street in Princes Risborough. My brothers Jack and Luke were playing upstairs, one of them had a friend over. I was looking out the window when I noticed a lot of things floating in the sky, in a swirly line. Balloons, toasters, and all kinds of random things were up there floating around. All of a sudden, a huge digger fell from the sky landing in the High Street. For some reason there was more people in the house now. I tried to shout and tell them that diggers were falling from the sky outside but nobody seemed to listen. I could see people outside scrambling to safety. There was some men shouting further along the street, one of the men was trying to tell everybody that it was the beginning of something horrible and we should take cover immediately, but the other men were trying to shut him up. I tried to move my brothers downstairs from the front bedroom but they were too excited with whatever game they were playing to listen to me. When I finally got them onto the staircase the boy that was visiting ran out to his Dad on another kind of digger and drove it away with his Dad in the passenger seat. He was only around 12 years old.
13.12.12
Flight
I was in the cockpit of a plane and everybody was a little tipsy. I took a seat in the co-pilot's chair and was looking at all the buttons and dials. I had a feeling I was about to have to fly the plane. All of a sudden we were plummeting towards the sea. I was trying my best to do what the pilot and ground control were telling me to do. But the plane crashed.
I woke up in a countryside town in America. I spent days riding my bike around. I didn't really talk to anybody and nobody really talked to me. Then one night I was riding to the river, in the dark. A car came up behind me very slowly. The person inside was angry that I had killed somebody in their family on the plane. Suddenly I was falling from the ledge of a tall rock beside the river. I think I died.
I woke up in a countryside town in America. I spent days riding my bike around. I didn't really talk to anybody and nobody really talked to me. Then one night I was riding to the river, in the dark. A car came up behind me very slowly. The person inside was angry that I had killed somebody in their family on the plane. Suddenly I was falling from the ledge of a tall rock beside the river. I think I died.
John Goodman
I was at my grandparents and John Goodman was in the next door neighbours garden, being really loud and angry.
He broke through into my grandparent's garden. There was some bushes in front of the window and I had the curtains drawn. He was using a chainsaw to cut the bushes down, still shouting. Then a double barrel shotgun poked through the curtains and I held my chest and pretended to be shot. John loved it and was laughing at me. He thought I was so funny and we became friends.
He broke through into my grandparent's garden. There was some bushes in front of the window and I had the curtains drawn. He was using a chainsaw to cut the bushes down, still shouting. Then a double barrel shotgun poked through the curtains and I held my chest and pretended to be shot. John loved it and was laughing at me. He thought I was so funny and we became friends.
19.10.12
Ezra Miller and the Queen
I was in bed with David and Ezra Miller. Ezra was laid across us naked.
Then I was at a huge country house with the Queen and Prince Philip and they were partying. They ended up on a golf cart or a dodgem or something funny.
I dreamt about the Queen and Prince Philip last week too. They were making a surprise visit and I added myself on to the end of a line of greeters. I was squashed against a pole and it was clear I wasn't supposed to be there.
Then I was at a huge country house with the Queen and Prince Philip and they were partying. They ended up on a golf cart or a dodgem or something funny.
I dreamt about the Queen and Prince Philip last week too. They were making a surprise visit and I added myself on to the end of a line of greeters. I was squashed against a pole and it was clear I wasn't supposed to be there.
7.10.12
Holiday fight, School dance, Perks
I was on holiday with my Dad and other family including my Uncle Michael. We were walking along the side of the hotel when a man walks towards us and begin taunting my Dad and Uncle. At first they ignored him but then he began to say worse things. A fight broke out so I crossed the road to go to shop. In line to pay for my drink I could see out the window, past the neon signs, my Dad and Uncle still fighting.
The fight ended with everyone being taken away by the police and my a lot of stress on that side of my family back home.
I was then heading to a school dance. We were all in a stretch limousine. The limo had a sofa along one side, with an extra row of seats behind the back row. I turned around and realised the very back row of seats was tiny and I felt bad for the two guys sitting back there. I told them to let me sit there. They wouldn't but then they fell asleep and I lifted them onto the floor of the limo and went back. I was playing with the light switches, dimming them in tunnels etc.
Before the dance we stopped at Mc. Donalds. We all got out and went inside. Suddenly David was with us and he said "I think Jonny's inside". We went in and Jonny was stood by the 'self-serve chicken' counter. There was 3 sections of various chicken -nuggets, shredded and then lettuce leaves with chicken included. After what seemed like 30 minutes of choosing food and drinks, everybody sat down. I was last to finish getting my drink. There was a problem with the cash withdrawal machine and I didn't want to line up and pay, so I waited until the security guard wasn't looking - he sat with a group of guys at a table and I went over and joined everyone. The security guard asked me how I paid if I couldn't use the cash machine. I said "I have a $50 bill folded up in the back of my wallet for emergencies". He believed me and we left. I noted that as a good idea for the future, but then pictured either forgetting about it or using it for non-emergencies.
As we left I realised I was now Charlie from 'The Perks of being a Wallflower'. We were heading to the dance and my shoes were completely unsuitable. I had to find some more. I don't know where but I found some shoes with huge metal spikes on the heels. The spikes were cones roughly the size of a coke can and they surrounded the heel to the size of a disco ball.
Then the dream became very disturbing. I was walking along a steep hill and I saw 2 horses ahead of me. Suddenly I was a policeman driving past in a police car and I'm driving slowly and looking at the boy on the hill. As he gets to the horses he realises the 2 horses are mating. Then he walks to the back of the horse at the rear and begins to join in. It was so weird I woke up.
The fight ended with everyone being taken away by the police and my a lot of stress on that side of my family back home.
I was then heading to a school dance. We were all in a stretch limousine. The limo had a sofa along one side, with an extra row of seats behind the back row. I turned around and realised the very back row of seats was tiny and I felt bad for the two guys sitting back there. I told them to let me sit there. They wouldn't but then they fell asleep and I lifted them onto the floor of the limo and went back. I was playing with the light switches, dimming them in tunnels etc.
Before the dance we stopped at Mc. Donalds. We all got out and went inside. Suddenly David was with us and he said "I think Jonny's inside". We went in and Jonny was stood by the 'self-serve chicken' counter. There was 3 sections of various chicken -nuggets, shredded and then lettuce leaves with chicken included. After what seemed like 30 minutes of choosing food and drinks, everybody sat down. I was last to finish getting my drink. There was a problem with the cash withdrawal machine and I didn't want to line up and pay, so I waited until the security guard wasn't looking - he sat with a group of guys at a table and I went over and joined everyone. The security guard asked me how I paid if I couldn't use the cash machine. I said "I have a $50 bill folded up in the back of my wallet for emergencies". He believed me and we left. I noted that as a good idea for the future, but then pictured either forgetting about it or using it for non-emergencies.
As we left I realised I was now Charlie from 'The Perks of being a Wallflower'. We were heading to the dance and my shoes were completely unsuitable. I had to find some more. I don't know where but I found some shoes with huge metal spikes on the heels. The spikes were cones roughly the size of a coke can and they surrounded the heel to the size of a disco ball.
Then the dream became very disturbing. I was walking along a steep hill and I saw 2 horses ahead of me. Suddenly I was a policeman driving past in a police car and I'm driving slowly and looking at the boy on the hill. As he gets to the horses he realises the 2 horses are mating. Then he walks to the back of the horse at the rear and begins to join in. It was so weird I woke up.
27.9.12
Audrey kidnapped
Audrey the bulldog was kidnapped at gun point from Mila in New York. We were taken to a very secure building, how I imagine the FBI to be, with intense airport security.
The kidnappers has agreed some kind of exchange. We co-operated but they gave us back a clone. I took it back inside the building and then we realised it was a clone and that there was another clone in the middle of the entrance gates at the front of the building. I went down to get it and had problems with security. The clones looked like Audrey but behaved nothing like her.
*Just remembered meeting Jack and Finn, the Youtube twins, who were randomly inside the building. One of them was much taller than the other. I told him and he agreed.
The kidnappers has agreed some kind of exchange. We co-operated but they gave us back a clone. I took it back inside the building and then we realised it was a clone and that there was another clone in the middle of the entrance gates at the front of the building. I went down to get it and had problems with security. The clones looked like Audrey but behaved nothing like her.
*Just remembered meeting Jack and Finn, the Youtube twins, who were randomly inside the building. One of them was much taller than the other. I told him and he agreed.
14.9.12
Bats and butterflies
I woke up at 8 and went back to sleep. Then I had 3 long dreams. The first involved some drama at my Uncle's house. I don't completely remember what was happening. The second involved being on a boat with work people and Jordan and I not wanting to transfer to a speedboat.
The third was the most detailed, maybe because I just woke up from it. I went to a friend's house. I don't remember who but by the end of the dream it was a combination of Lucy's house and Louise's house. There were 2 unlikely boyfriends, very different to anybody Lucy and Louise would date.
Everybody was playing with some kind of new iphone/ipad type thing. I thought it was amazing, but I was distracted by a huge 6ft tall frame behind the sofa. Something in the frame moved and caught my eye. I realised the butterlies in the frame were beginning to flutter. I mentioned it but everybody was too excited by the new toy. Then I realised there were moths, butterflies and BATS living in the frame. The top right corner had come open at the back and they flew in and out.
I got some wood and nailed the back of the frame shut. Then I lifted it outside and waited for some kind of pest control man to come and free the creatures. Still nobody had any interest.
The third was the most detailed, maybe because I just woke up from it. I went to a friend's house. I don't remember who but by the end of the dream it was a combination of Lucy's house and Louise's house. There were 2 unlikely boyfriends, very different to anybody Lucy and Louise would date.
Everybody was playing with some kind of new iphone/ipad type thing. I thought it was amazing, but I was distracted by a huge 6ft tall frame behind the sofa. Something in the frame moved and caught my eye. I realised the butterlies in the frame were beginning to flutter. I mentioned it but everybody was too excited by the new toy. Then I realised there were moths, butterflies and BATS living in the frame. The top right corner had come open at the back and they flew in and out.
I got some wood and nailed the back of the frame shut. Then I lifted it outside and waited for some kind of pest control man to come and free the creatures. Still nobody had any interest.
2.8.12
Flying badger
I was in a car with Nan and Si driving around in the country. We drove alongside a cliff edge with fields below, and I saw a wingless flying badger being chased by a seagull.
Then we arrived at Nan and Si's old house in Wycombe and they took me inside to show me the new interior. They had made the living room much smaller. They said it was to feel more cosy or something. And the colours were bright pink and green. I hated it and thought it was a ridiculous idea.
Then we arrived at Nan and Si's old house in Wycombe and they took me inside to show me the new interior. They had made the living room much smaller. They said it was to feel more cosy or something. And the colours were bright pink and green. I hated it and thought it was a ridiculous idea.
30.7.12
John Candy
I was in a hotel room involved in some kind of family drama. It wasn't my family. It seemed to be the kind of teenage trouble that features in the film Uncle Buck. Suddenly behind the double bed, a chainsaw started sawing through the wall in a big rectangular shape. The arguing stopped and everybody stood staring at the wall. The rectangle shape was pushed through and John Candy climbed through onto the bed and said something. Everybody left and John was laid on the bed and he and I begun singing together. We sang a long verse really loud and I sang the finale and John looked at me and said "wow" and looked out the window thoughtfully nodding his head.
29.7.12
Obama's tourguide
I was in Barack Obama's stretch limousine driving around London. I've forgotten most of the dream but I remember us pulling over and Louise from work jumping in and telling us all about her week in a lot of detail.
Lifesaver
In an earlier dream I remember seeing someone flick open a pen knife and walk towards somebody from behind, so I went over and pushed it out of their hand.
In this morning's dream I was on a yacht with Hayley and some others. We were in the middle of the sea and I was drunk. Hayley told me how nice the water was and I jumped in even though I was far too drunk to swim. I was underwater trying to breathe then I decided if I stopped moving I'd simply float to the top. It took a few seconds but my face gradually broke through the surface of the water. Even though I was drunk I thought it was clever.
A man on the boat was taking dinner orders. I liked the sound of what Hayley ordered. I was staring at the sky. It was half bright orange and half navy blue, with a crisp, perfect line across the middle. Then I found myself under the water again. I think I had fallen asleep because then I remember being back above the water thinking 'what just happened?'. Nobody seemed to realise I'd just fallen asleep and dropped underwater, they were all shouting at me for my order. I wanted the same as Hayley but with a side of oranges. The man said if I have oranges then he gives me half of the chips and I don't get a knife. I climbed back up onto the boat to find the menu to ask him where it says that and suddenly the menu in my hands was different to the one I had been looking at.
I think I dreamt this because I was thinking about a friend's birthday yacht plans in bed last night.
In this morning's dream I was on a yacht with Hayley and some others. We were in the middle of the sea and I was drunk. Hayley told me how nice the water was and I jumped in even though I was far too drunk to swim. I was underwater trying to breathe then I decided if I stopped moving I'd simply float to the top. It took a few seconds but my face gradually broke through the surface of the water. Even though I was drunk I thought it was clever.
A man on the boat was taking dinner orders. I liked the sound of what Hayley ordered. I was staring at the sky. It was half bright orange and half navy blue, with a crisp, perfect line across the middle. Then I found myself under the water again. I think I had fallen asleep because then I remember being back above the water thinking 'what just happened?'. Nobody seemed to realise I'd just fallen asleep and dropped underwater, they were all shouting at me for my order. I wanted the same as Hayley but with a side of oranges. The man said if I have oranges then he gives me half of the chips and I don't get a knife. I climbed back up onto the boat to find the menu to ask him where it says that and suddenly the menu in my hands was different to the one I had been looking at.
I think I dreamt this because I was thinking about a friend's birthday yacht plans in bed last night.
23.7.12
My very own plane
I had my very own plane. But not a jet. I had a single propeller, one seat plane. and I lived on the edge of a cliff. I had to walk the plane to the end of the street and fly it off the cliff if I wanted to go flying. I walked it along and switched on the propeller, but it didn't seem fast enough. I switched it on and off a couple of times and decided I wasn't comfortable flying when the propeller seemed to be temperamental. So I walked the plane home and went to bed.
15.6.12
Bus
I was in the locker room at work putting something away. Then I was getting on a bus in Castlefield and towo guys said "Like your t-shirt, you look like a hairy biker". It was something to do with the pictures on my work shirt. I couldn't think of anything to say so I put on a Geordie accent and said "I'm a skinny version of a hairy biker, I can't put an ounce of fat on". And they laughed then a few minutes later he was speaking to his friend in a Geordie accent and I thought he was Geordie but he wasn't. Then he said 'you're Jason Little aren't you' and I said yes. And he said 'you have so many different things on your facebook' and I asked him how he had seen it and he couldn't come up with an excuse. Then he said he was somebody's brother who was in the year below me at school. I barely knew the guy he was talking about so found it weird that either of them would have seen my profile.
The guy was the guy in the year below me with curtains who people liked but was kind of annoying with curtains haircut.
The guy was the guy in the year below me with curtains who people liked but was kind of annoying with curtains haircut.
14.6.12
Lucian Freud Water Ride
I was about to watch the Drums perform in a tiny rehearsal room when all of a sudden I was in a theme park with my Aunt Sue and cousin Antwon.
We had to choose a float for the water ride, there were cars and other things you could take to go around the ride in. I thought my Aunt was getting one for me and my cousin but we turned around and only she was in one.
My cousin was having difficulty swimming as my Aunt got further ahead in the water ride. I could see my cousin holding on to the side as the water rushed past. I swam over to him and we could see the next part of the ride the water was going up hill. Our heads went under water and we could see a tunnel and he said he was going to go through and that his Mum had said she would tell him when he could go back to the surface again. He went first and when I went under he had gone.
I swam through the tunnel when I realised, -lit only by the faint daylight at the beginning of the tunnel- that there were lines of obese women stood along both sides of the tunnel, all naked with their eyes closed. They seemed dead but I wasn't spooked by them. I thought they were people doing that as part of the ride, just enjoying the current of the water rush past them.
They looked like that Lucian Freud painting of the obese lady. Maybe he did more than one, I'm not sure.
After I had gotten out of the water. I seemed to be stood back in the band rehearsal room. It was dark with the same faint, watery, dark daylight as in the tunnel. I looked up and saw Colin Firth's character, George, from A Single Man. He was stood staring ahead deep in thought. His suit was as it was in the film, but his shirt collar was a shiny mirrorball style mosaic.
Unfortunately my alarm went off at this point so I'll never know if I spoke to George. Unless we meet again sometime.
We had to choose a float for the water ride, there were cars and other things you could take to go around the ride in. I thought my Aunt was getting one for me and my cousin but we turned around and only she was in one.
My cousin was having difficulty swimming as my Aunt got further ahead in the water ride. I could see my cousin holding on to the side as the water rushed past. I swam over to him and we could see the next part of the ride the water was going up hill. Our heads went under water and we could see a tunnel and he said he was going to go through and that his Mum had said she would tell him when he could go back to the surface again. He went first and when I went under he had gone.
I swam through the tunnel when I realised, -lit only by the faint daylight at the beginning of the tunnel- that there were lines of obese women stood along both sides of the tunnel, all naked with their eyes closed. They seemed dead but I wasn't spooked by them. I thought they were people doing that as part of the ride, just enjoying the current of the water rush past them.
They looked like that Lucian Freud painting of the obese lady. Maybe he did more than one, I'm not sure.
After I had gotten out of the water. I seemed to be stood back in the band rehearsal room. It was dark with the same faint, watery, dark daylight as in the tunnel. I looked up and saw Colin Firth's character, George, from A Single Man. He was stood staring ahead deep in thought. His suit was as it was in the film, but his shirt collar was a shiny mirrorball style mosaic.
Unfortunately my alarm went off at this point so I'll never know if I spoke to George. Unless we meet again sometime.
One Night Only
I was watching bands perform in a small room. It seemed to be a kind of rehearsal. To begin with I was sat at the front left of the stage taking photos and then two ladies showed their breasts, (a bit like Madonna did in Turkey recently). One of them seemed to have fake breasts and her left nipple was on the side of the breast. They went around the room and I looked to the stage to see who was on next.
On the sofa I was sat on I saw some kind of small waistcoat which I knew was famous in some way. I put it on and started walking aroiund and everyone thought it was hilarious. I started walking with my feet two steps ahead of my body like a model, then I realised why they thought it was funny - because it was Lady Gaga's waistcoat. So I sat down like I was being interviewed and someone asked me a question and in her voice I said 'it's so boring' perfectly and everyone roared with laughter. I put the waistcoat back and sat in the back corner of the room with David to my left.
I looked on the stage and realised Marcus John from primary school had grown up to have a long pony tail and play drums. (I saw him in Tesco this week). The band he was in was very weird. The keyboard would play random sounds, then cut to the drums and Marcus would make huge arm motions but only hit the drums a tiny bit so that it was really quiet. I turned to David and copied Marcus' drumming motions and he agreed it was weird.
Then Jonathan Ross walked onto the stage where the Drums band now stood. There seemed to be added members to the Drums. Jonny and another guy were wearing his trademark red shiny jacket, as well as David beside me. The band were about to start performing when all of a sudden I was at a theme park...
On the sofa I was sat on I saw some kind of small waistcoat which I knew was famous in some way. I put it on and started walking aroiund and everyone thought it was hilarious. I started walking with my feet two steps ahead of my body like a model, then I realised why they thought it was funny - because it was Lady Gaga's waistcoat. So I sat down like I was being interviewed and someone asked me a question and in her voice I said 'it's so boring' perfectly and everyone roared with laughter. I put the waistcoat back and sat in the back corner of the room with David to my left.
I looked on the stage and realised Marcus John from primary school had grown up to have a long pony tail and play drums. (I saw him in Tesco this week). The band he was in was very weird. The keyboard would play random sounds, then cut to the drums and Marcus would make huge arm motions but only hit the drums a tiny bit so that it was really quiet. I turned to David and copied Marcus' drumming motions and he agreed it was weird.
Then Jonathan Ross walked onto the stage where the Drums band now stood. There seemed to be added members to the Drums. Jonny and another guy were wearing his trademark red shiny jacket, as well as David beside me. The band were about to start performing when all of a sudden I was at a theme park...
The School Trip and the Queen
I was in somewhere like Germany on a school trip and we were allowed to roam the city for a while. We had previously seen the Queen at an event in the city.
I needed to use the toilet so I walked into a Tesco and Abdul and Kerry from work were there and said I was working today. I checked the book and I started at 3. It was already nearly 4 and they hadn't said anything so I went back outside to find a toilet somewhere. There was one to the left of the entrance, it was really small.
Then I thought I would wander back around the city and start work at 4. I found myself walking up a field a bit lost and then I could see a man waiting at a gate to ask me what I was doing. Behind him I could see the Queen who had finished her duties for the day stood in her turqoise jacket talking to her staff with a lot of flowers in her hands, as if she was actually about to load them in her car and take them all home.
I explained to the man I was lost and he began walking with me to help me get back to the city. Behind us the Queen and a friend of hers walked and a girl went up to the Queen like she was a singer and started asking her questions.
I needed to use the toilet so I walked into a Tesco and Abdul and Kerry from work were there and said I was working today. I checked the book and I started at 3. It was already nearly 4 and they hadn't said anything so I went back outside to find a toilet somewhere. There was one to the left of the entrance, it was really small.
Then I thought I would wander back around the city and start work at 4. I found myself walking up a field a bit lost and then I could see a man waiting at a gate to ask me what I was doing. Behind him I could see the Queen who had finished her duties for the day stood in her turqoise jacket talking to her staff with a lot of flowers in her hands, as if she was actually about to load them in her car and take them all home.
I explained to the man I was lost and he began walking with me to help me get back to the city. Behind us the Queen and a friend of hers walked and a girl went up to the Queen like she was a singer and started asking her questions.
13.6.12
Poncho
Somebody was handing out little waterproof poncho packages. I took one, unfolded it and put it on.
7.6.12
Equality Street
I think I was reading the newspaper at my grandparents' house when I read that there was a hateful homophobic lady who would be leading an anti-gay protest in the park around the corner. I had to go. There was a fair amount of people there and it was growing. I went around trying to get a feel for what the crowd stood for and it seemed to me that the lady was on her own in her hateful views.
The park was getting busy and loud. I shouted "ok if we're going to have this debate let's try to have some order, let us stand with those who are on our side" and nobody moved. Only the lady was the other side of the basketball court. I went to go and speak to her.
As I walked over I could see the whole Tesco staff in their uniforms had come and were filling a watch tower to make sure there was no trouble. I looked back down to the basketball court and was walking towards the lady when I saw a young teenager walking away from her. I asked her if it was her son and it was. I asked her how she would feel if her son was gay. How could she fight for her son to have less rights than everybody else? She didn't say another word. The event seemed to be over.
I walked around and found out that people had read about the protest and driven hours to be there. The overwhelming support for the gay community had helped change the way the lady thought about those who were different to her.
The park was getting busy and loud. I shouted "ok if we're going to have this debate let's try to have some order, let us stand with those who are on our side" and nobody moved. Only the lady was the other side of the basketball court. I went to go and speak to her.
As I walked over I could see the whole Tesco staff in their uniforms had come and were filling a watch tower to make sure there was no trouble. I looked back down to the basketball court and was walking towards the lady when I saw a young teenager walking away from her. I asked her if it was her son and it was. I asked her how she would feel if her son was gay. How could she fight for her son to have less rights than everybody else? She didn't say another word. The event seemed to be over.
I walked around and found out that people had read about the protest and driven hours to be there. The overwhelming support for the gay community had helped change the way the lady thought about those who were different to her.
1.6.12
Jubilee Dance
I was in Nottingham on the day the Queen would pass through celebrating her Diamond Jubilee. When she passed by the theatre/tramlines I was rushing down to the Market Square but then the Queen's car came along and I had to freeze on the spot. I was really wobbling because I had my feet/legs really twisted, I was worried that she would see me losing my balance. Then when the car had gone past I rushed down to the Market Square.
I wanted some flowers or something in my hand in case she came near me and I could be on of those people who give her flowers. Kids had flowers and someone even had what looked like a tree branch. I was trying to sneak into a small line of people who were going to give her something when I noticed I was accidentally involved in a dance for the queen with about 10 schoolchildren. We were dancing around in a synchronised swimming style dance and I was hoping it wasn't obvious I was not a part of it. I knew it would be on tv to all my friends and I was trying to make sure nobody would notice I was not a school child and didn't know the dance.
I wanted some flowers or something in my hand in case she came near me and I could be on of those people who give her flowers. Kids had flowers and someone even had what looked like a tree branch. I was trying to sneak into a small line of people who were going to give her something when I noticed I was accidentally involved in a dance for the queen with about 10 schoolchildren. We were dancing around in a synchronised swimming style dance and I was hoping it wasn't obvious I was not a part of it. I knew it would be on tv to all my friends and I was trying to make sure nobody would notice I was not a school child and didn't know the dance.
Phone/Crayfish
I was talking to Jonny at work and then suddenly I was being picked up by my Dad in Staples Car Park in High Wycombe. I was carrying a load of cardboard and when I sat down in the passenger seat I reached for my phone on the cardboard but when I looked down I had a crayfish in my hand.
31.5.12
Back for good
I was back in LA. The house had been extended a thousand times and had so many rooms that new people lived there. The room next to David's had an annoying guy at the doorway on his phone. The bedroom temporarily had the sofa from the TV room while they decorated and the bed had gone for some reason, but the room seemed a lot smaller, like you could only just fit the bed there. I could hear someone say your girlfriend is here and David came into the room. He was really emotional and crying and wrapped his arms around me, but I was distracted by the 2 people in the hall looking at us, so I had to pretend to cry.
wANDERLINGS
I was watching a documentary about James' latest band. It was really well made but the only shot I can remember was when we had climbed a huge green hill and the Goodyear airship was taking off in the sky then the camera pans down to James talking about the band. I thought it was great.
25.5.12
On the Old Rag Doll
I dreamt I had to go onto the Old Rag Doll boat from the Rosie and Jim children's TV show. I had something like an olympic flame lantern hanging on the end of a pole. I had to dip it into an empty cauldron and light it while talking to a strange lady.
Half of the dream was in Tesco in Wycombe. Andy, the Risborough security guard, was there. I was picking up supplies ready to take the flame onto the Old Rag Doll. I hovered around the newspapers, which in real life I've just woken up to go and put out. It's 5.30am. I wish my time on the Old Rag Doll wasn't interrupted like this.
Half of the dream was in Tesco in Wycombe. Andy, the Risborough security guard, was there. I was picking up supplies ready to take the flame onto the Old Rag Doll. I hovered around the newspapers, which in real life I've just woken up to go and put out. It's 5.30am. I wish my time on the Old Rag Doll wasn't interrupted like this.
13.5.12
One Direction, Andy Warhol and me.
I dreamt that I was walking down a narrow road in London and I saw a house with fruit machines and slot machines in every window. Each machine was a perfect fit to each window frame. I suddenly recognized it to be the house of the band One Direction. It was well known that they live in this house and I had managed to stumble upon it. I would have been excited if my attention didn't turn to the supermarket next door. It was a big glass building, it looked a bit like offices. The big lettering said -something- Grocery Store. You could faintly see through the dark windows and I was sure I saw Andy Warhol inside.
I went in and sure enough there was Andy Warhol. He was the manager of the store. He was about 60 years old and had gotten quite fat. He was wearing his old blue jeans and shirt and tie, and he had a think black belt that was done up very tight with some of his shirt poking through. His hair was very similar to his old white wig but it was messier. Parts were hanging down the side of his face. I asked for a job, he was so excited that somebody wanted to work there and he was excited to make a new friend and appear cool to the other workers in the store. He took me over to a young girl who worked there and introduced me like a friend to her. It seemed he wanted her to think he was popular. I felt sorry for him.
I went in and sure enough there was Andy Warhol. He was the manager of the store. He was about 60 years old and had gotten quite fat. He was wearing his old blue jeans and shirt and tie, and he had a think black belt that was done up very tight with some of his shirt poking through. His hair was very similar to his old white wig but it was messier. Parts were hanging down the side of his face. I asked for a job, he was so excited that somebody wanted to work there and he was excited to make a new friend and appear cool to the other workers in the store. He took me over to a young girl who worked there and introduced me like a friend to her. It seemed he wanted her to think he was popular. I felt sorry for him.
17.3.12
Bus/Train, Arrest
I was on a bus which was more like a train with carriages and and two floors. The driver was a lady from the American South. Somebody was trying to get the door open and she was shouting at her. And then part of the door flew off into the road and she got angry.
Then I was in a layby just walking, when suddenly some police arrive and start pointing guns at me and shouting at me to get on the ground. I tell them that I didn't do anything and that a person on a small motorbike came out from that building and went that way but they didn't listen and started to strip search me. I was an innocent person walking along and now the police had my trousers down on the front of their car. They were shouting at me like I had killed somebody.
Then I was back on the train and the cops were in the food carriage and I walked through and they were really friendly! We spoke about what happened.
-I imagined being arrested after I saw a motorbike speed out of a house walking home from work last night.
Then I was in a layby just walking, when suddenly some police arrive and start pointing guns at me and shouting at me to get on the ground. I tell them that I didn't do anything and that a person on a small motorbike came out from that building and went that way but they didn't listen and started to strip search me. I was an innocent person walking along and now the police had my trousers down on the front of their car. They were shouting at me like I had killed somebody.
Then I was back on the train and the cops were in the food carriage and I walked through and they were really friendly! We spoke about what happened.
-I imagined being arrested after I saw a motorbike speed out of a house walking home from work last night.
15.3.12
An afternoon with Obama
I was allowed to see Obama speak in Los Angeles. Which was in Princes Risborough. I had to line up to hear him give a speech in a park and security directed me through to my podium. Each group of people had to fit on a small podium and my name was written on the edge of the podium. I was worried I would fall off. We watched from just outside the tent but before he started I somehow appeared inside the tent sat down near the front. I was looking around the back of the tent when I realised he had come out and stood at the microphone! I hadn't even realised how close I was. He began to speak.
Afterwards he was invited to a special viewing of our Tesco store. He and Michelle did some shopping and used the last checkout to pay. I looked around and nobody seemed to notice or be interested. Afterwards I went out to the car park and it had been emptied. It was full of Presidential vehicles and the air was as quiet as Christmas on a cold sunday. I looked above the Tesco sign and could see the managers laying out new chairs with big Tesco price stickers on them. They were setting them out for drinks with Obama overlooking the Tesco car park.
Then I was back in the park near where the speech was given. There was another big crowd and Obama was due to give another speech to different people. I was on a BMX and I rode around the crowd for a while.
Afterwards he was invited to a special viewing of our Tesco store. He and Michelle did some shopping and used the last checkout to pay. I looked around and nobody seemed to notice or be interested. Afterwards I went out to the car park and it had been emptied. It was full of Presidential vehicles and the air was as quiet as Christmas on a cold sunday. I looked above the Tesco sign and could see the managers laying out new chairs with big Tesco price stickers on them. They were setting them out for drinks with Obama overlooking the Tesco car park.
Then I was back in the park near where the speech was given. There was another big crowd and Obama was due to give another speech to different people. I was on a BMX and I rode around the crowd for a while.
12.3.12
Party/ Atomic Bomb/ Make-up smudge
I was going to a birtthday party of someone I used to work with at Tesco. I didn't know anybody but the their roomate was really nice. Then I looked out the window and a rocket took oof and nobody seemed bothered. A man was giving a speech and he didn't stop. There were giant glass windows behind him and we could all see the rocket go up and then arch downwards and hit the floor, we heard a huge thud and saw a giant explosion and mushroom cloud and then saw the explosion heading towards us. Everyone took cover but I couldn't find a very good place, it was like we were in a car and everyone could get down on the floor but me. We survived and were back at the party. I had used an eye pencil to draw on my eyes and eyebrows and I realised in the lift mirror that it had smudged all over my face.
8.1.12
High Wycombe
I was stood near the dual carriageway near the Rye in Wycombe with a group of people. One was a boy who was being kicked out of the group. After he was sent home everybody found out he had a huge tumour and that was making him act differently. So they let him back in the group. I went to get him from his house, it was small. For some reason we needed somebody to do something in particular relating to the boy, I think it was about his tumour. And I thought David could help. I think because he knew a doctor. So my Dad and some relatives of my Dad's girlfriend drove me to a huge empty department store (in Wycombe) to find David and get help from him. We stood waiting in this huge empty room which was filled only with leather couches and small flat-screen TVs hanging in lines from the ceiling.
Suddenly I was on the street with my grandad going through a box of things I had found from when I was younger. One of them was a big horn, similar to a pocket trumpet. I was able to play a tune.
Suddenly I was on the street with my grandad going through a box of things I had found from when I was younger. One of them was a big horn, similar to a pocket trumpet. I was able to play a tune.
4.12.11
Driving car, hands tied.
I was in a car that was moving forward out of Tesco car park and onto the Aylesbury Road. The seat was far forward. I was almost touching the steering wheel with my chest, my hands were tied behind my back and I couldn't brake.
Steph and some other Tesco staff were on the hill out of Tesco car park looking at me driving away and asking what is he doing? He's going to die.
Steph and some other Tesco staff were on the hill out of Tesco car park looking at me driving away and asking what is he doing? He's going to die.
Car crashing.
I was stood on a motorway. I was literally in the first lane. And I caused a car crash. Then cars kept on piling into the back of the crash. All I could hear was BANG. BANG. BANG. BANG. BANG. BANG. every second, and I couldn't do anything about it. Then I woke up.
11.11.11
Ocean
I had a dream I went out on a pier for miles with a group then there was a room at the end of the pier and you step down and go along some more pier and then we had to go down into the ocean. and there was huge waves but not waves yet, you know where the water is rolling...huge.. it was terrifying, i said 'i'm not going down', then they forced me and had to rescue me.
11.10.11
Charlie Chaplin
An old man with shaved grey/white hair was staying in Mila's room. We were watching a film with him and another guy in the screening room which was where Mila's office is. The movie finished and the lights went up and I looked over and realised it was Charlie Chaplin. He was wearing a velvet blazer with 4 pin badges on the left side. They were 4 crescent moons in different sizes. The biggest also had pearls etc on it. I sat and listened to him talking about the film thinking about how much I loved the 4 moon pins.
We were then at a school hall, much like the sports hall at Misbourne. The room was very dark, as black sheets had been placed all around the edge and middle of the room, hanging from the cieling. There was a couple of hundred children sitting cross-legged on the floor to the right. They were listening to somebody talk. The person finished talking, the black curtains moved upwards and Charlie Chaplin was sat in the shair. The other man who was in the screening room was sat to the left side of the room. I watched the whole thing from a staircase halfway up the wall at the side of the room. Stairs went down to the left and down to the right.
I then was using the toilet and making really loud noises. I heard else somebody upstairs and it turned out to be an actor. He looked like Frank Spencer but he was an American actor. He opened the door. I was so embarrassed. I told him that I thought it was somebody else and that the noise was just a joke. He smiled and closed the door.
I woke up, let Audrey the dog outside to pee and then came back to bed. I had another dream but I've unfortunately forgotten it.
We were then at a school hall, much like the sports hall at Misbourne. The room was very dark, as black sheets had been placed all around the edge and middle of the room, hanging from the cieling. There was a couple of hundred children sitting cross-legged on the floor to the right. They were listening to somebody talk. The person finished talking, the black curtains moved upwards and Charlie Chaplin was sat in the shair. The other man who was in the screening room was sat to the left side of the room. I watched the whole thing from a staircase halfway up the wall at the side of the room. Stairs went down to the left and down to the right.
I then was using the toilet and making really loud noises. I heard else somebody upstairs and it turned out to be an actor. He looked like Frank Spencer but he was an American actor. He opened the door. I was so embarrassed. I told him that I thought it was somebody else and that the noise was just a joke. He smiled and closed the door.
I woke up, let Audrey the dog outside to pee and then came back to bed. I had another dream but I've unfortunately forgotten it.
9.10.11
Long Journey/ Grandparents' house intruder.
I had to drive some people a long way. I went to the car and it was Mila's Range Rover. I drove it for some hours until I arrived at my grandparents house. Then we were transferring to a smaller car. I went inside and discovered that there was an intruder in my grandparents' house. He looked a bit like the new homeless guy who sits outside 'millions of milkshakes' on Santa Monica Boulevard. He wouldn't leave and we decided it was time to call the police. I went to the phone at the bottom of the stairs, my Grandad stood beside me. I paused to think. My grandad wrote 911 on a piece of paper. It confused me and I figured out that I need to call 999 because I was in England.
Model Pool.
I was in a swimming pool. It was my birthday and the pool was full of male models. I was with David, and David thrusted me towards Rory Torrens who was at the edge of the pool. Rory Torrens opened his arms and cuddled me.
West Hollywood Bear
I was driving up San Vincente. The Pacific Design Centre would be on my right but it was some normal small buildings. I saw cars pulling over and people looking at something. There was a young brown bear running around on the sidewalk. I took a right turn to find somewhere to park. I couldn't find anywhere. I took another road, parked, got out of the car and then got lost trying to find San Vincente.
20.9.11
Zayn, Car Crash
I dreamt I was in High Wycombe Tesco. David and I were shopping. We split up. The store was almost empty. Downstairs near the sweet aisle I saw Zayn Malik. I walked quickly to David and told him. We went to find him.
Then we were upstairs near the lifts sitting at a table with Zayn and some other members of One Direction. I was on the end then Zayn, then 2 more, then David. I was getting on really well with Zayn, we were laughing and seemed to be flirting. Then we got in a playfight and were pushing each other holding each others muscles. We walked around a bit before he had to leave.
Then I was in a car driving with my grandad. A police car went past us and we drove ahead and were some of the first people to the scene of a car crash. There was bodies covered in blood. I said to my grandad we should just be glad we weren't the first to get there.
Then I woke up.
Then I went back to sleep and managed to be back in High Wycombe Tesco. I was looking for Zayn but I only found some relatives from Cornwall.
At one point I was also trying to explain how brilliant the Phillipines light bottle idea was, with a piece of metal in a shed, but I've forgotten who to.
Then we were upstairs near the lifts sitting at a table with Zayn and some other members of One Direction. I was on the end then Zayn, then 2 more, then David. I was getting on really well with Zayn, we were laughing and seemed to be flirting. Then we got in a playfight and were pushing each other holding each others muscles. We walked around a bit before he had to leave.
Then I was in a car driving with my grandad. A police car went past us and we drove ahead and were some of the first people to the scene of a car crash. There was bodies covered in blood. I said to my grandad we should just be glad we weren't the first to get there.
Then I woke up.
Then I went back to sleep and managed to be back in High Wycombe Tesco. I was looking for Zayn but I only found some relatives from Cornwall.
At one point I was also trying to explain how brilliant the Phillipines light bottle idea was, with a piece of metal in a shed, but I've forgotten who to.
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