I was on a large speedboat with my Nan, my Grandad and my cousin Sheneece. It was speeding across the biggest waves I'd ever seen. And bouncing and hitting the waves really hard. People were flying up in the air and landing back in the boat and holding on for their lives. It was open-top and waves would crash into the boat. We were sat in a horseshoe shaped seat. When it was calm, Olly came and sat next to me.
Then I was in David's bedroom, which was G7 my first form room at Misbourne (Skyrme's room). and David was further along in Mr. Rogers' room. The bed was up against a wall and I noticed a hole in the wall, about 2cm wide. My first reaction was it was a spyhole. Then I realised other holes, some going through the pillows. Then I realised a triangular hole about 20cm wide. Then a big rectangular hole nearer to the floor. I was looking through and saw a tiny monkey working on the next room. I stood back up and Mily was stood beside me, I told her to look through. and she looked and saw the monkey but acted like it was completely normal. The monkey ran around us and I was really uncomfortable.
Then I had a flat in Nottingham with Christian. I had Sambuca in the freezer and got home to find Robert Cranberry from school in our kitchen. I thought he was pouring my sambuca but it was a different bottle.
31.10.10
27.10.10
Stolen Suitcase.
I was back in Nottingham. I was stood outside the hotel on the hill up to mine and james' old apartment. I put my suitcase down and took a step towards the apartment. Then somebody ran away with my case. It had expensive camera equipment in. Then I was in a building near where the castle is which seemed like a lost and found. My case was there but when I opened it all that was inside was an empty golf bag, the same one as Luca Iemi took from a skip once.
25.10.10
Fashion show, TV Interview, Zennith, New Room.
I walked out of a warehouse into a crowd of people and told a lady my name was Richard. She then took me to a camera and asked me about the fashion show inside and I gave an interview. Then I walked away and saw Thomas Zennith, Peter Kent and 3 others all dressed in matching suits and coats. Thomas said 'we even got the silk scarves' and they all took them out of the coats and showed me. Then I was back in Nottingham and I had a new bedroom. A bit like my room in year 2 but reversed and with a wooden floor. I was excited to start uni again, then I woke up.
24.10.10
Skyrme pub, locals, world map, Radio, Danny Baker, Family Meal, Naked Wycombe hospital
Dreamt that Mr. Skyrme, my old school teacher had opened his own bar. In the entrance there was a giant world map on various screens, the UK was sideways. On the desk there was a basket of keys for the local businesses who use the bar as they wish after hours. One lady came in and was shouting about someone losing her key. Then I was in a radio station. Danny Baker was talking with some others. Then he was walking opposite Staples in High Wycombe. Then I was at the top of that road running down towards the hospital naked. I had been out with James. Then we were in a club, I was getting my clothes. Then I was at a family meal. Jaz, Maizie, and a random neighbour were there. The neighbour had a problem with his toast being too cold. He wanted new toast and joked that he would bring it up if something ever happened between us and him. Then the giant map from Mr. Skyrme's bar was over the other side of the room and we were in there having the meal.
18.10.10
Family gathering, speech, weeing.
I was in a big house with my family. I need to use the toilet and I went into one and realised it had no roof. You could wee and look at the stars. Then it was the daytime and there was loads of people round. It was sunny, everyone was having fun (which is the opposite of life back home at the moment.) Then I needed to pee again. The toilet was taken. I used the one which was outside, it was just in the middle of the grass so people could see me, but I was bursting. Then I needed to go again, I went inside to find a different toilet. Then Wayne was giving a speech about family and things. It was a poem 4 lines long, which summed up what family is. Then I needed to pee again, I went over to use the one on the grass then a lady and her husband turned up. As I tried to stop peeing, some went on the lady's coat. She realised and I explained that every time I went I just needed to go again, and that it was stinging, I was bursting. She said to ignore the stings and go and eat with everybody. People were finishing off their meals, some had left the outdoor tables, I sat with a newspaper. Then I needed to go again, and Mum told me there was only 1 toilet, but I said no there's at least 5, as we were in a huge house, which was where the tennis courts are on the Misbourne playing field.
I woke up and was bursting. I drank some vodka orange juice last night.
I woke up and was bursting. I drank some vodka orange juice last night.
13.10.10
Klaxons/LACMA Nightmare.
Me and David and the Klaxons were on a merry-go-round which was the shape of the metal sculpture by Richard Serra. Like two horse shoes. After we got off David and I were walking to the car park, through what felt like the 90s wycombe bus station. We were at the bottom of some stairs in a small room and had to leave through one door. Outside the door I could see a silhouette of a man but I thought, we have to just be calm and walk through. I got hit over the back of the head and woke up.
11.10.10
Blurry picture.
Yesterday I was asked to take a picture of a group of people. It was on a mobile phone and I glanced and thought it was a little blurry. This played on my mind and last night I dreamt I was asked again to take a picture of a class of students in a school. It was in LA and I was a teacher. The class was too big and I tried to take one picture of one side of the room and one of the other. It didn't really work and I was annoyed for whoever asked for the picture. Then everyone went outside and got on two big buses. Probably meaning they were leaving and I had no chance of taking a good picture of them, like in the daytime where the people had been leaving a restaurant (Bob's Big Boy). Carl Wood from school was randomly in the dream.
10.10.10
New York.
Landed in New York. Met Duane Michals in the airport, seemed younger and hesitant to work something out even though I was already meeting him. He seemed to look like the 40 year old version of himself, with a polo neck top on and 60's womens sunglasses. Then he left and I went out onto the street. But I needed to go back up into the airport because I didn't know where I was going. I asked some girls on the street but they were sarcastic and showed me a ladder. Then I met somebody who was also lost and had been laughed at by the girls. We shared a cab to a hostel not far away. It was going to be my birthday so we walked from the hostel into the darkness at the bottom of cryer's hill in england. then I was in a computer room with Taylor Lautner. then I was with a group of people I was taking out for my birthday. David and James were there. James slid down a banister. We were at a train station. I was trying to get the music at the train station changed because I thought we were already at the place..which was ice-skating. Before I knew it we were on our way home with leftover food, a lady who I used to see shopping in Tesco was trying to take my leftovers, I told her I'd eaten with these weird people whodress weirdly a few days before, and that I didn't like the food and she could have it, and that it was on the other side of the train station. Then the weird people walked past me and I was worried they'd heard me saying they were weird. They were in green cloaks and capes. Then we got to the other platform in the train station and there was a lunchbox on the ground, and inside was some meat. The lady didn't want the weird people's food but took everything else. Then I was on the phone to my Dad and David was telling him how I'd taken them 6 miles away just to go out for a birthday, and I was saying that it might be far for him but in England it's really not far.
8.10.10
Theme Park, Escalator, Plane.
I was walking through a theme park with Simon Butler (like in the picture of us at the swap-meet). He walked off ahead a bit and saw some claw machines. There was one where a child could climb in and be grabbed. Then I realised toys were in the collection window. So I picked one up. Then I looked in the other machines and found one with loads of money in it. There were pound coins everywhere. I was trying to pick up as many as I could without being noticed. I must have picked up about £50. Walking along I thought I split it with Simon but he said something like "oh it's only about £10 isn't it" and I didn't really say anything.
Then we were going down an escalator and there was a jet with a bow around it from Mila. At first I didn't realised the bow and thought it was our plane, but we couldn't believe how small it was. I was a little worried. Then we were shooting down a runway and we just about fit under the bridge, I thought the tail was going to scrape the bridge but it didn't. Then the plane dropped us off, turned out it was just taking us down to our normal plane.
Then we were back in the theme park and one of simon's friends had a white tshirt and a green vest on over it. And several other people in the park were wearing it and getting angry at him. I told him to take it off but it was like he wasn't hearing me.
Then we were going down an escalator and there was a jet with a bow around it from Mila. At first I didn't realised the bow and thought it was our plane, but we couldn't believe how small it was. I was a little worried. Then we were shooting down a runway and we just about fit under the bridge, I thought the tail was going to scrape the bridge but it didn't. Then the plane dropped us off, turned out it was just taking us down to our normal plane.
Then we were back in the theme park and one of simon's friends had a white tshirt and a green vest on over it. And several other people in the park were wearing it and getting angry at him. I told him to take it off but it was like he wasn't hearing me.
7.10.10
Family gathering, Bubbles.
The night before I dreamt about as much as I did last night. But I forgot to write it up, so I remember none of it. Apart from I think we had a family gathering, and randomly there was a bubble machine in the room.
Cancer, Old best friend, Doll girl, Library train, Escalators
I've been having a lot of dreams this week. Last night I dreamt that I was seeing a doctor about something. Then after it had finished I went on a huge web of escalators, then I had to go back to the doctors. A boy in there (robbyugh on tumblr) was in the middle of telling the doctor what was wrong. There was something wrong with his ankle and something else. The doctor put a remote control near his ankle, and out of all the things on the control, cancer lit up. He started to ask loads of questions about it, I started to cry and had to go outside. Still crying I found myself on a train with wood cladding all the walls, more like an old 70s house. I was in a room similar to my old bedroom on Eastfield Road, with an old best friend Richard Ive. I went to the toilet and everything had secret doors. While I was using the toilet I pushed the door ahead of me and it was another closet of books you could barely stand in. Then I was at a summer fete. I seemed to be part of a school selling stuff from a window. I went and stood between the two people selling stuff and helped them sort out a man who was being difficult. Then the girl on my left was letting people sign up to come to her birthday party making dolls, months ahead from now. She got out the list and said great, another new friend. I had to go back to the car for something, along the huge escalators.
13.9.10
Tesco staff sweets.
A couple of people who used to work at tesco were giving out sweets. There was only a few things left.. mixed in with the rubbish. I got some doughnuts.
1.9.10
Murder in France.
We were driving down the motorway to Cornwall. Either my Dad or my stepdad said 'don't forget you need to go and murder that person in france' and we were going to the coast. I said 'Now?', as it was 2am in the morning. and he said yea, and i had to choose between going by ferry or eurotunnel. we were suddenly in a boat in the sea which was really choppy and I said eurotunnel.
29.8.10
Watching new Lord of the Rings.
I was watching a brand new lord of the rings film with taylor lautner and some of his friends. Anna Kendrick was in it and she was the princess of the mossy mountains. she got out a model of the mountains and was said something like "look there isn't even any moss on them!"
26.8.10
Pond soup.
Earlier in the day, I had been looking at pictures of the biggest fish ever caught, with the boys.
I dreamt that I was having a meal and my friend wanted fish. I couldn't see any in the pond beside our table so I dipped a large fish tank into a big lake and pulled the fish tank towards our table. Oh that looks lovely we agreed. It was a good selection of plants but no fish. We ate from it like a soup instead.
I dreamt that I was having a meal and my friend wanted fish. I couldn't see any in the pond beside our table so I dipped a large fish tank into a big lake and pulled the fish tank towards our table. Oh that looks lovely we agreed. It was a good selection of plants but no fish. We ate from it like a soup instead.
25.8.10
Who took my money.
I went to the cinema. then i was in a house and a lady was asking for money for charity. whoever i was with gave £20. but it looked tiny like a wristband. i cracked a joke and said i haven't got £20 but you can have my wristband. then she asked me for money and i said i couldn't, i don't have enough. but i spread my money out and there was £55. and then some was missing. and i was going all around this big house asking who took my money. then a day or so went past and i went back to the house at night, but the door and everything was smashed. and i walked into the house and everything had been smashed up. and i went through the house and could hear the people were still there and i was worried they were going to think it was me, because someone stole my money. i can't remember what happened next but i suddenly realised i was awake.
22.8.10
Gave birth.
I stepped out into my grandparents garden and realised I had a baby hanging out of me. My nan Anne helped get it out, it was easy.
2.7.10
Boat in LA. Art in High Wycombe.
I had a dream I was on a boat with David, Mila, Tyler and Joel. We got off while Tyler and Joel took the boat back to the hire place. Tyler made a joke but I can't remember it.
Then I was in High Wycombe and we had to carry all of our artwork from the free range exhibition in London across Wycombe. We were carrying it along a dual carriageway by the hospital where I was born, and putting it away into storage. I ended up trying to take Craig C's too, but I remember I had to do something else, so tried to get other people to take his. Then I thought it was smashed and was worried, but it was Sarah Walker's.
Then David said he had eaten in the Chinese which was actually the Primark.
Then I was in High Wycombe and we had to carry all of our artwork from the free range exhibition in London across Wycombe. We were carrying it along a dual carriageway by the hospital where I was born, and putting it away into storage. I ended up trying to take Craig C's too, but I remember I had to do something else, so tried to get other people to take his. Then I thought it was smashed and was worried, but it was Sarah Walker's.
Then David said he had eaten in the Chinese which was actually the Primark.
12.5.10
On a plane with Gordon Brown.
I was sat at the back of a plane with Gordon Brown, on the final row. I was by the window and Gordon got the aisle but we swapped just before take-off. We took off but we were flying really low over trees and alongside buildings. Then we landed in a street almost into a bus and the pilot got out to go and give his girlfriend some flowers. Then he said he'd meet us back at the airport to get a different plane.
7.5.10
Public Murder
I was in England and got some food in a shopping centre. But walking back across the car park with some friends, I noticed an American police car. And then a line of them parked up and all of a sudden I was being shouted at to get in the car. My friends shouted 'come on, we don't have time' but I said, 'this won't take long I haven't done anything wrong', and I put my bottle of lemonade on the floor behind the car tire and got in the back seat, at gun point. Then inside I was shouted at to put my bags on the floor and show my hands.
The man in the front of the car explained that if I didn't want to get hurt there's something I needed to do. He explained that I needed to kill somebody. He took my bag with my phone, ipod, wallet (all the money i would ever have -in my head). And he explained that I need to kill him in public in a car as it's moving, but he explained that I need to slow the car down, and he kept explaining it, and it kept playing over in my head really slowly hanging the body out the window out, til I woke up just before I was going to kill him. He said 'you need to slow the car right down until you're enjoying killing him in front of people.'
The man in the front of the car explained that if I didn't want to get hurt there's something I needed to do. He explained that I needed to kill somebody. He took my bag with my phone, ipod, wallet (all the money i would ever have -in my head). And he explained that I need to kill him in public in a car as it's moving, but he explained that I need to slow the car down, and he kept explaining it, and it kept playing over in my head really slowly hanging the body out the window out, til I woke up just before I was going to kill him. He said 'you need to slow the car right down until you're enjoying killing him in front of people.'
13.4.10
Michael Jackson Tribute
I was going to visit my old school and when I went inside there was a Michael Jackson tribute concert happeneing. I couldn't believe that BB King was on stage and kept saying his name. Then my Nan's Husband and blues lover was sat next to me and BB King was sat next to him. I realised it wasn't BB on stage but a white guy who weirdly looked like him. Then my friend Per and a girl were performing, when Per noticed me he left the stage and we went outside for a chat. Then he went back on the stage and the show continued.
7.4.10
Missed my flight
I had a dream I was back at school in the art rooms and I had to get something finished, when I did I put a book back and someone called Simon from uni was there. I had to run because I had a flight and before I got it I had to go back to Nottingham, then back to Bucks, then to the airport. But I'd lost track of time and only had an hour left. I was trying to run home in Bucks first, I bumped into an old friend from school and said that I had a flight in 20 minutes and I needed to call and change it, and her friend told me I couldn't. But she said I could so I was just about to call but I realised I'd already missed it. Then I woke up.
Francis Rossi and the portable bar
Dreamt I was going to see a band and Francis Rossi from Status Quo was in the crowd with us and I spoke to him. Then I was out in a field and there was a bar that was like a stage set which could move and slot into any venue. I went to go in it and all of a sudden I was in a city and someone was just finishing slotting it into the walls. It had some hedge walls and a weird patterned wall made out of wood. Got a drink.
6.4.10
Shower song
I was sat on a chair in my grandparents' shower and I sang a song and a huge jet of water shot out of my stomach. Then there was someone stood behind me to my right and I looked back and said 'I knew I shouldn't have sung that one- now there's water everywhere'.
2.4.10
Mily drew me.
Earlier in the day my sister had been doing some art homework and had found an old s club 7 in LA video and put it on.
In my dream I was riding along in the back of a big convertible american car, my aunt recognised me from a cafe in princes risborough, i could hear her say my name as we drove by but i just kept looking at the sky with my sunglasses on. Then I was the park and Mily and an indian man (like the one who has been silk-screen printing recently) were drawing me from about 5 metres away from me. And they kept showing me what they'd drawn and each time they showed me it wasn't me. At one point it was a baby inside a stomach (like the Kate MacDowell work I've been looking at.
In my dream I was riding along in the back of a big convertible american car, my aunt recognised me from a cafe in princes risborough, i could hear her say my name as we drove by but i just kept looking at the sky with my sunglasses on. Then I was the park and Mily and an indian man (like the one who has been silk-screen printing recently) were drawing me from about 5 metres away from me. And they kept showing me what they'd drawn and each time they showed me it wasn't me. At one point it was a baby inside a stomach (like the Kate MacDowell work I've been looking at.
31.3.10
Motorbike crash
I was driving along, thinking I was in a car, but I felt really cold. I want to turn right into this town just in the distance, but I was forced to turn left onto this huge bridge, like the golden gate bridge but silver. I think I was going the wrong way along the bridge then I crashed down a hill, I realised I was cold because I was driving a motorbike, not a car.
21.3.10
Driving a nottingham bus around san francisco.
I dreamt that I took over driving a nottingham bus around somewhere that looked a bit like san francisco. I was taking over the driving from Rhys Ifans, who I didn't even know until I just googled him. I got in and realised that you have to put it into gear on a box on the path. So I did that, got back in and couldn't figure out why it wouldn't move. So I had to get someone to help me and felt stupid thinking that you could put a bus in gear on the path.
Then I saw Andy H and he'd dropped something off into a Lee Rosy's tea shop where we were, from another Lee Rosy's and I asked him how he got here so fast. Then he was talking about something he didn't like.
Then I was in a living room. Grace Jones was sat on the sofa, and David was sat on the floor with his back up against the sofa.
Then I saw Andy H and he'd dropped something off into a Lee Rosy's tea shop where we were, from another Lee Rosy's and I asked him how he got here so fast. Then he was talking about something he didn't like.
Then I was in a living room. Grace Jones was sat on the sofa, and David was sat on the floor with his back up against the sofa.
18.3.10
I see dead people.
Last night I went to bed tired with a banging headache at about 11. But I was still trying to get to sleep at 4.
I dreamt that I found somebody who'd been stabbed and dragged him into a shop. There was blood squirting everywhere. Then I found another body a day or so later, and dragged him into the same shop, I was worried they'd think I did it, but they found out who killed the first body. Then I was with my Nan and there was little squirts of blood coming out of the body all over us.
The dream dictionary: If you dreamed of killing someone, whether intentionally or by accident, it signifies a period of severe emotional stress during which time you must make a heroic effort to control your temper.
To dream of being a witness to a killing portends a change which will not be entirely to your liking.
I dreamt that I found somebody who'd been stabbed and dragged him into a shop. There was blood squirting everywhere. Then I found another body a day or so later, and dragged him into the same shop, I was worried they'd think I did it, but they found out who killed the first body. Then I was with my Nan and there was little squirts of blood coming out of the body all over us.
The dream dictionary: If you dreamed of killing someone, whether intentionally or by accident, it signifies a period of severe emotional stress during which time you must make a heroic effort to control your temper.
To dream of being a witness to a killing portends a change which will not be entirely to your liking.
5.3.10
Wrong car and drowning
Dreamt I was in Tesco car park with Mum and we got into the wrong car. There was a lady in the passenger seat staring at us. Then our identical car was parked next to it.
Then I was in some water in a well and a lady jumped in and drowned. I could hear her screams through the water.
We had been talking about the lady who was killed by a whale the other week. And somebody wrote about being in a well in a message I read before I went to bed.
The dream book..
Car: Apparently I should forget about great luxury.
Well: A well with a low water level indicates a period of difficulties.
Then I was in some water in a well and a lady jumped in and drowned. I could hear her screams through the water.
We had been talking about the lady who was killed by a whale the other week. And somebody wrote about being in a well in a message I read before I went to bed.
The dream book..
Car: Apparently I should forget about great luxury.
Well: A well with a low water level indicates a period of difficulties.
26.2.10
Wedding in Chinnor
I had a dream that I was late to a wedding in Chinnor because I had to walk. I phoned Si who gave me directions but I ended up at a hotel just on the edge of London with an indian couple (similar to the Indian couple in The Family). The old man was ill and hungry so we stole a ham sandwich and left. Then I was back in Risborough and I looked and our nieghbours from accross the road drove past me. Then I was in a field and I heard Duncan Finch speeding around and I went down to the road and asked if he could take me to Chinnor.
25.2.10
Beach bat.
Last night I had a dream I was on a beach with my Granddad and we were under a pier and a bat flew at him. It was in his hands and I shouted let it go and it flew at me over my left shoulder. Before he let go I saw it's face and it looked like a grey slow loris.
The dream dictionary:
Bat: depends how you reacted. If you were frightened by it, you should avoid indiscreet discussion of your affairs.
The dream dictionary:
Bat: depends how you reacted. If you were frightened by it, you should avoid indiscreet discussion of your affairs.
24.2.10
Party, Horses, Fox.
Wow, it's been over a year.
I went to a secret skip behind a charity shop with Alma (from my photography class) and Luca (Italian exchange) on Monday and found a 70's dream dictionary. Definitely reason to get the blog going again.
I had a pretty good dream to begin with last night.
I was at a party with mostly middle-aged women. It was busy and the line for the toilet was really long. I knew a house down the road with just a couple of ladies, so I walked along the main road in the dark (as I did when I missed my station on the train a few months ago) and as I walked along I noticed I was walking in a line with some police officers who were searching for body parts. I had a look too but I couldn't find any, then I was at the house. I went inside and used the toilet. Then I went back to the busy house.
As I got closer to the bigger house I realised a horse and carriage. Someone was on it searching for a fox. Then all of a sudden I had a black horse with a metal handle under it's mouth and I was leading it back to the house. We couldn't find the fox, then I lost the horse, then I heard it's hooves and found it. It was quite difficult to keep under control. My hand kept slipping off the handle and I gripped it by it's bottom teeth.
When we got back to the party Ben Manwaring (photography) wanted to have a go on the horse and carriage.
The dream dictionary:
Party: good news-bad news symbol of mixed fortunes and contrary omens. More fortunate to go to one than to give one.
Police: symbol of security in your life. I will get unexpected help with a current problem. As I type this I realise it's nonsense.
Horse: (has half a page of explanation) Black signifies delays. Bucking horse = some resistance to some current plan.
Fox: strong warning of danger around you from wily rivals or hidden enmity, unless you killed the animal or it was dead in which case you will out-wit the plotters.
(wierdly lucy asked me to wear a fox mask today for her project.)
I have a deadline monday and I'm sat here typing up my dreams.
I went to a secret skip behind a charity shop with Alma (from my photography class) and Luca (Italian exchange) on Monday and found a 70's dream dictionary. Definitely reason to get the blog going again.
I had a pretty good dream to begin with last night.
I was at a party with mostly middle-aged women. It was busy and the line for the toilet was really long. I knew a house down the road with just a couple of ladies, so I walked along the main road in the dark (as I did when I missed my station on the train a few months ago) and as I walked along I noticed I was walking in a line with some police officers who were searching for body parts. I had a look too but I couldn't find any, then I was at the house. I went inside and used the toilet. Then I went back to the busy house.
As I got closer to the bigger house I realised a horse and carriage. Someone was on it searching for a fox. Then all of a sudden I had a black horse with a metal handle under it's mouth and I was leading it back to the house. We couldn't find the fox, then I lost the horse, then I heard it's hooves and found it. It was quite difficult to keep under control. My hand kept slipping off the handle and I gripped it by it's bottom teeth.
When we got back to the party Ben Manwaring (photography) wanted to have a go on the horse and carriage.
The dream dictionary:
Party: good news-bad news symbol of mixed fortunes and contrary omens. More fortunate to go to one than to give one.
Police: symbol of security in your life. I will get unexpected help with a current problem. As I type this I realise it's nonsense.
Horse: (has half a page of explanation) Black signifies delays. Bucking horse = some resistance to some current plan.
Fox: strong warning of danger around you from wily rivals or hidden enmity, unless you killed the animal or it was dead in which case you will out-wit the plotters.
(wierdly lucy asked me to wear a fox mask today for her project.)
I have a deadline monday and I'm sat here typing up my dreams.
7.11.08
X Factor audition
I dreamt that X Factor phoned me and said I should audition, and my whole family came with me by train. Then I woke up.
Lecture Party
I dreamt I went to a party which turned out to be in a lecture theatre which was where rock city is. We all sat in the seats with the tables. Then when I came out, I saw Sean walking away down the hill not looking very impressed.
Playing saxophone with Ant and Dec.
Dreamt I was at a ski resort playing saxophone behind the bar with Ant and Dec.
18.10.08
Buying clothes.
I dreamt I bought some clothes for a friend because she had lost so much weight and I couldn't stop telling her she had lost weight when I saw her. But something made me not want to give her the clothes, so I kept them. And for some reason hid them behind the chairs at my Nan and Granddad's house.
Family joke
I dreamt my whole family (like every member ever in this bar) were all pretending to be really sad and they were pretending to cry and everything, then when I asked what had happened (and I was realy worried what it could be) it went silent..and somebody said something that really wasn't sad and everybody was looking at me for my reaction and I said, "well thats not sad", and they all burst out laughing at me. It was a cruel joke.
Then I was on a train again.
Then I was on a train again.
2.10.08
Bikes, Train, Motorbike
Dreamt I was trying to get three bikes onto a train at High Wycombe station but the train pulled away and I left the third bike and all my stuff on the platform. I called Mum but she thought I had forgotten something and turned up at a different station, I was trying to tell her about the stuff at Wycombe when the train pulled away again and she thought I was thanking her for the bag she just gave me.
When we drove back to Wycombe the bike and my stuff had gone, and there had been a motorbike accident on the hill.
When we drove back to Wycombe the bike and my stuff had gone, and there had been a motorbike accident on the hill.
26.9.08
Elastic Band
The other day I was thinking about the band Elastica and how they could have been called 'Elastic Band'.
Last night I dreamt that me and Mum were queuing in a Tesco petrol station. In the queue we spoke to Dan Myles and his Mum, Joyce. He was saying he did tidy it all up but the customers came in. Then I got to the front of the queue.
I wanted a refund on an elastic band which had knots in it. It was actually a song which with the knots in it sounded like sussudio by genesis. He said before I get the refund I had to undo the knots. So I did. Then I woke up.
Last night I dreamt that me and Mum were queuing in a Tesco petrol station. In the queue we spoke to Dan Myles and his Mum, Joyce. He was saying he did tidy it all up but the customers came in. Then I got to the front of the queue.
I wanted a refund on an elastic band which had knots in it. It was actually a song which with the knots in it sounded like sussudio by genesis. He said before I get the refund I had to undo the knots. So I did. Then I woke up.
Luke's class.
I picked Luke up from school, but had to wait in the classroom for all the children to write down on a piece of paper what they would like to be called the next day. One by one they were asked to fold the piece of paper in half and half again and hand it to the teacher and then we could go. Luke was chosen last. As we left I noticed two other ladies behind the desk opening the names up and deciding whether they were suitable for use the next day. Tara from work was one of them. Luke's name 'would do'.
27.8.08
Old School
I dreamt i was back at school but it was like the library in nottingham, and you could look down the middle on each level. the senior staff came round and deducted 'house points' because my t shirt was too small and was rising up my back. then they announced it on a loudhaler down the middle of the building so everyone in the building heard and looked at me.
Stealing an air ambulance
I stole an air ambulance and I was in a computer game. maybe because i had seen some greeks playing online games in the internet cafe. i had 5 police stars out of 6 and i thought how can i have 5 stars when all i've done is steal an air ambulance i haven't killed anyone. then i thought well i'll land it and take something less extreme.. and i looked along a line of ambulance vehicles. they had everything. i took the coach ambulance and drove it down the motorway weaving in and out of traffic.
Andy Warhol pencil case
I had a dream that I was walking along princes risborough high street and the old fruit and veg shop had turned into a party/gift shop. we saw something which was clearly warhol but didnt know what it was and when we opened it up it was a warhol pencil case.. with campbells soup tins on it. i had to have it. i went inside to ask how much it was and the lady said '45p, 5p change out of a 50", i said thats a good price and asked to have it. they asked if i had a store card and said it would be even cheaper if i got one.. so i waited while they sorted the computer out to put me on the system or whatever. then they carried on sorting out halloween stuff and after 45 minutes i said can you just sort out the computer i've been waiting for 45 minutes to pay for something less than 50p, and they said 'don't get funny we don't have to serve you'.
7.8.08
Back home, and the diapar
I had a dream that Tesco was being closed down for Christmas. The store would be closed on the 23rd and 24th aswell as 25th and 26th, and so the store was emptied of everything.. like the scene underground in batman the dark knight, which i saw yesterday. I was with abi in the freezer just picking some ice lollies quickly before we had to leave.
Next I was driving a car with Lewis and somebody else through Risborough past what is now Waves hair salon. The automatic doors swung open and I said 'Did you see that?!, the doors to uhh urmm...' 'clintons' 'yea clintons just opened by themselves.' The store was not a salon but a newsagent like it used to be, when it was 'dillons'.
At some point in this dream I also helped an old lady out of a seat and she was wearing a nappy.
Next I was driving a car with Lewis and somebody else through Risborough past what is now Waves hair salon. The automatic doors swung open and I said 'Did you see that?!, the doors to uhh urmm...' 'clintons' 'yea clintons just opened by themselves.' The store was not a salon but a newsagent like it used to be, when it was 'dillons'.
At some point in this dream I also helped an old lady out of a seat and she was wearing a nappy.
2.8.08
Swimming around a car in the sea
I was in the car with David and his friend Anna. We were driving along the coast and there were large boulder sized rocks dotted along the line where the sea meets the sand. As we slowly drive past one of them.. there is a car in the sea behind it, with water up to the windows. I suggested it would be fun to go swim around the edges of it. Anna agreed but in a sarcastic tone. But when we went over to the car I actually jumped in and swam around the car. I scratched the windscreen and some of the door of the car with a bracelet I had on, but the people inside didn't realise.. they were just smiling and thinking I was amazing.
25.7.08
Curling heads
Had a dream before I even got to sleep the other night. There was a room full of random people and all of our heads were flat on top then had a handle on them.. like the handle on a curling stone. We were all moving about slowly then a pole extended through a door in the corner and wiggled through the room and we all moved into a line so that we were all hooked onto it like a wardrobe.
Mary the drama teacher
We were giving speeches at school about what we would do with more money. I started by mucking up my words. I mixed up sorry and parody and said sorrody then was nervously bouncing on the edes of my feet for the rest of it.
When we finished the school had new lockers and an old man with a long beard white beard uncle albert out of only fools and horses showed me which was mine. I also had a new thames water key.
As I walked back alongside the old drama room at school Mary Quigley from work was teachig some kids drama. Me and somebody else walked through and she was pretending to be from another country talking aboiut immigration or something.
When we finished the school had new lockers and an old man with a long beard white beard uncle albert out of only fools and horses showed me which was mine. I also had a new thames water key.
As I walked back alongside the old drama room at school Mary Quigley from work was teachig some kids drama. Me and somebody else walked through and she was pretending to be from another country talking aboiut immigration or something.
Brick Balancing
Had a dream that the guy across the road had balanced hundreds of bricks on the bonnet of his dad's van, and when his dad moved the van they all fell off onto the path.
13.7.08
Choir
Yesterday I woke up naturally at 6.30 on my day off, I had dreamt about winning the 'design a crossroads with traffic lights' competition.
I watched Last Choir Standing. Today I woke up at 5am, the sun wasn't even up properly and two tiny clouds were glowing orange. I had went back to sleep and woke up at 6am and I had dreamt about being in a choir. When we turned up for practice we decided to split up and all meet up at the end to sing a song. The others were practicing in a room behind Princes Risborough library. When we got back they were saying they had been practicing the same song for 4 hours. I said 'no way. i don't believe you. disbelief disbelief disbelief!!! i don't believe you." Probably something to do with me watching the news yesterday, where a man heckled the american gay bishop here in england.. he was shouting "repent repent repent".
I watched Last Choir Standing. Today I woke up at 5am, the sun wasn't even up properly and two tiny clouds were glowing orange. I had went back to sleep and woke up at 6am and I had dreamt about being in a choir. When we turned up for practice we decided to split up and all meet up at the end to sing a song. The others were practicing in a room behind Princes Risborough library. When we got back they were saying they had been practicing the same song for 4 hours. I said 'no way. i don't believe you. disbelief disbelief disbelief!!! i don't believe you." Probably something to do with me watching the news yesterday, where a man heckled the american gay bishop here in england.. he was shouting "repent repent repent".
8.7.08
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