On a plane with Gordon Brown.

I was sat at the back of a plane with Gordon Brown, on the final row. I was by the window and Gordon got the aisle but we swapped just before take-off. We took off but we were flying really low over trees and alongside buildings. Then we landed in a street almost into a bus and the pilot got out to go and give his girlfriend some flowers. Then he said he'd meet us back at the airport to get a different plane.

Public Murder

I was in England and got some food in a shopping centre. But walking back across the car park with some friends, I noticed an American police car. And then a line of them parked up and all of a sudden I was being shouted at to get in the car. My friends shouted 'come on, we don't have time' but I said, 'this won't take long I haven't done anything wrong', and I put my bottle of lemonade on the floor behind the car tire and got in the back seat, at gun point. Then inside I was shouted at to put my bags on the floor and show my hands.
The man in the front of the car explained that if I didn't want to get hurt there's something I needed to do. He explained that I needed to kill somebody. He took my bag with my phone, ipod, wallet (all the money i would ever have -in my head). And he explained that I need to kill him in public in a car as it's moving, but he explained that I need to slow the car down, and he kept explaining it, and it kept playing over in my head really slowly hanging the body out the window out, til I woke up just before I was going to kill him. He said 'you need to slow the car right down until you're enjoying killing him in front of people.'