X Factor audition

I dreamt that X Factor phoned me and said I should audition, and my whole family came with me by train. Then I woke up.

Lecture Party

I dreamt I went to a party which turned out to be in a lecture theatre which was where rock city is. We all sat in the seats with the tables. Then when I came out, I saw Sean walking away down the hill not looking very impressed.

Playing saxophone with Ant and Dec.

Dreamt I was at a ski resort playing saxophone behind the bar with Ant and Dec.

Buying clothes.

I dreamt I bought some clothes for a friend because she had lost so much weight and I couldn't stop telling her she had lost weight when I saw her. But something made me not want to give her the clothes, so I kept them. And for some reason hid them behind the chairs at my Nan and Granddad's house.

Family joke

I dreamt my whole family (like every member ever in this bar) were all pretending to be really sad and they were pretending to cry and everything, then when I asked what had happened (and I was realy worried what it could be) it went silent..and somebody said something that really wasn't sad and everybody was looking at me for my reaction and I said, "well thats not sad", and they all burst out laughing at me. It was a cruel joke.

Then I was on a train again.

Bikes, Train, Motorbike

Dreamt I was trying to get three bikes onto a train at High Wycombe station but the train pulled away and I left the third bike and all my stuff on the platform. I called Mum but she thought I had forgotten something and turned up at a different station, I was trying to tell her about the stuff at Wycombe when the train pulled away again and she thought I was thanking her for the bag she just gave me.
When we drove back to Wycombe the bike and my stuff had gone, and there had been a motorbike accident on the hill.

Elastic Band

The other day I was thinking about the band Elastica and how they could have been called 'Elastic Band'.

Last night I dreamt that me and Mum were queuing in a Tesco petrol station. In the queue we spoke to Dan Myles and his Mum, Joyce. He was saying he did tidy it all up but the customers came in. Then I got to the front of the queue.
I wanted a refund on an elastic band which had knots in it. It was actually a song which with the knots in it sounded like sussudio by genesis. He said before I get the refund I had to undo the knots. So I did. Then I woke up.

Luke's class.

I picked Luke up from school, but had to wait in the classroom for all the children to write down on a piece of paper what they would like to be called the next day. One by one they were asked to fold the piece of paper in half and half again and hand it to the teacher and then we could go. Luke was chosen last. As we left I noticed two other ladies behind the desk opening the names up and deciding whether they were suitable for use the next day. Tara from work was one of them. Luke's name 'would do'.

Old School

I dreamt i was back at school but it was like the library in nottingham, and you could look down the middle on each level. the senior staff came round and deducted 'house points' because my t shirt was too small and was rising up my back. then they announced it on a loudhaler down the middle of the building so everyone in the building heard and looked at me.

Stealing an air ambulance

I stole an air ambulance and I was in a computer game. maybe because i had seen some greeks playing online games in the internet cafe. i had 5 police stars out of 6 and i thought how can i have 5 stars when all i've done is steal an air ambulance i haven't killed anyone. then i thought well i'll land it and take something less extreme.. and i looked along a line of ambulance vehicles. they had everything. i took the coach ambulance and drove it down the motorway weaving in and out of traffic.

Andy Warhol pencil case

I had a dream that I was walking along princes risborough high street and the old fruit and veg shop had turned into a party/gift shop. we saw something which was clearly warhol but didnt know what it was and when we opened it up it was a warhol pencil case.. with campbells soup tins on it. i had to have it. i went inside to ask how much it was and the lady said '45p, 5p change out of a 50", i said thats a good price and asked to have it. they asked if i had a store card and said it would be even cheaper if i got one.. so i waited while they sorted the computer out to put me on the system or whatever. then they carried on sorting out halloween stuff and after 45 minutes i said can you just sort out the computer i've been waiting for 45 minutes to pay for something less than 50p, and they said 'don't get funny we don't have to serve you'.

Back home, and the diapar

I had a dream that Tesco was being closed down for Christmas. The store would be closed on the 23rd and 24th aswell as 25th and 26th, and so the store was emptied of everything.. like the scene underground in batman the dark knight, which i saw yesterday. I was with abi in the freezer just picking some ice lollies quickly before we had to leave.
Next I was driving a car with Lewis and somebody else through Risborough past what is now Waves hair salon. The automatic doors swung open and I said 'Did you see that?!, the doors to uhh urmm...' 'clintons' 'yea clintons just opened by themselves.' The store was not a salon but a newsagent like it used to be, when it was 'dillons'.

At some point in this dream I also helped an old lady out of a seat and she was wearing a nappy.

Swimming around a car in the sea

I was in the car with David and his friend Anna. We were driving along the coast and there were large boulder sized rocks dotted along the line where the sea meets the sand. As we slowly drive past one of them.. there is a car in the sea behind it, with water up to the windows. I suggested it would be fun to go swim around the edges of it. Anna agreed but in a sarcastic tone. But when we went over to the car I actually jumped in and swam around the car. I scratched the windscreen and some of the door of the car with a bracelet I had on, but the people inside didn't realise.. they were just smiling and thinking I was amazing.

Curling heads

Had a dream before I even got to sleep the other night. There was a room full of random people and all of our heads were flat on top then had a handle on them.. like the handle on a curling stone. We were all moving about slowly then a pole extended through a door in the corner and wiggled through the room and we all moved into a line so that we were all hooked onto it like a wardrobe.

Mary the drama teacher

We were giving speeches at school about what we would do with more money. I started by mucking up my words. I mixed up sorry and parody and said sorrody then was nervously bouncing on the edes of my feet for the rest of it.
When we finished the school had new lockers and an old man with a long beard white beard uncle albert out of only fools and horses showed me which was mine. I also had a new thames water key.
As I walked back alongside the old drama room at school Mary Quigley from work was teachig some kids drama. Me and somebody else walked through and she was pretending to be from another country talking aboiut immigration or something.

Brick Balancing

Had a dream that the guy across the road had balanced hundreds of bricks on the bonnet of his dad's van, and when his dad moved the van they all fell off onto the path.

Choir

Yesterday I woke up naturally at 6.30 on my day off, I had dreamt about winning the 'design a crossroads with traffic lights' competition.
I watched Last Choir Standing. Today I woke up at 5am, the sun wasn't even up properly and two tiny clouds were glowing orange. I had went back to sleep and woke up at 6am and I had dreamt about being in a choir. When we turned up for practice we decided to split up and all meet up at the end to sing a song. The others were practicing in a room behind Princes Risborough library. When we got back they were saying they had been practicing the same song for 4 hours. I said 'no way. i don't believe you. disbelief disbelief disbelief!!! i don't believe you." Probably something to do with me watching the news yesterday, where a man heckled the american gay bishop here in england.. he was shouting "repent repent repent".

Eagle

Me and Finch were chased around his garden by a large eagle, in the dark.

Clapton

Had a dream I met Eric Clapton. Went around in a stretch limo. Asked him what people call him Eric or Clapton and he said "..actually Ezzer" and I was like "NO WAY!! That's exactly what I was going to say I'll call you. He showed me his brand new camera as we talked about photography. Forgot to actually say I studied it though.. and I thought there goes my foot into the business.

Also saw one of jack's little 'spit-bugs' but it had frogs legs and was stood up stretching them one at a time.

Tesco New House

Dreamt that we had moved in to our new house.. and we were having a party but i didnt know any of the other people. Then one got kicked out for drinking alcohol even though we all were. Turned out that the new house was outdoors but was just inside the front of tesco which had no roof and was grassed off. I looked along up the checkouts to see who was working.

Funeral

I had a dream that I was carrying a small white coffin on my shoulder with one arm to St.Marys church in Princes Risborough. As I got inside the church, somebody elses funeral was still going on. And then I realised it had been going on all day and the coffins had piled up over at the side of the room. I took the coffin off my shoulder, slid it over to the edge of the room and went outside.

When I got outside all the old men from Risborough were in lines like scouts on a parade. Ron, our old next door neighbour, was in the back line wearing an indian headdress with massive feathers, like jay kay, and he was laughing his head off. I said he shouldn't be laughing like that there are funerals taking place.

Tesco

The canteen was combined with the offices. Spooner, a guy I lived with in halls at uni, had taped overtime hours on the filing cabinets which were where the hot counter thing usually is. Weirdly not first time I've dreamt about Spooner working at Tesco.

Then Derek came in and was talking to someone by the window about hip hop. Whoever it was didn't really like hip hop and derek became defensive and was told to go and cool off. Elaine sat gossiping about it to someone. I was just stood reading the notice board.

Also Jack said something to Luke that sounded really grown up. And I thought to myself I should put that on this blog.


Realised I probably dreamt about Derek liking hip hop because he was speaking the other day about his hip-op.

Tickets

Wednesday night. Si said he'd given my Hyde Park Calling ticket to somebody else. Possibly Emily. I said Nan you can't let him do this, and Nan just stayed silent. I was devastated.

Photos

Was in the costume shop on Mansfield Road in Nottingham and I asked for the toilet. She said yes and pointed to the phone. There was a list on the inside of the phone of about 15 things. Toilet was number nine. The toilet was on a street in London by the tube station.
Then an old lady from Risborough walked down Mansfield Road and asked me to show her my pictures sometime, 'because she's seen me she'd like to see what I do'.

Coach trip to Weymouth

I was parked outside Icknield School. Nan and Si told me to leave my car and go in the double decker coach with them. We were going to Weymouth. I drove, they went upstairs and sat at the front.

Back to School

I went back to the Misbourne in the old English block. I had to sleep in a single bed in the corner of the room while the children had the lesson. Then Andy Cantouris came in and took over the sleeping shift.

Me as SRV

I was Stevie Ray Vaughan in a tribute band at school, which was where the broadmarsh centre is in Nottingham.

Parking ticket

Parked in the bus stop outside the post office in Nottingham all day while me and Liam went shopping, then got back to the car and found I had a parking ticket with 20 points on my license.

Liam's film knowledge

Liam told me everything about any film I asked him about.