John Candy

I was in a hotel room involved in some kind of family drama. It wasn't my family. It seemed to be the kind of teenage trouble that features in the film Uncle Buck. Suddenly behind the double bed, a chainsaw started sawing through the wall in a big rectangular shape. The arguing stopped and everybody stood staring at the wall. The rectangle shape was pushed through and John Candy climbed through onto the bed and said something. Everybody left and John was laid on the bed and he and I begun singing together. We sang a long verse really loud and I sang the finale and John looked at me and said "wow" and looked out the window thoughtfully nodding his head.

Obama's tourguide

I was in Barack Obama's stretch limousine driving around London. I've forgotten most of the dream but I remember us pulling over and Louise from work jumping in and telling us all about her week in a lot of detail.

Lifesaver

In an earlier dream I remember seeing someone flick open a pen knife and walk towards somebody from behind, so I went over and pushed it out of their hand.

In this morning's dream I was on a yacht with Hayley and some others. We were in the middle of the sea and I was drunk. Hayley told me how nice the water was and I jumped in even though I was far too drunk to swim. I was underwater trying to breathe then I decided if I stopped moving I'd simply float to the top. It took a few seconds but my face gradually broke through the surface of the water. Even though I was drunk I thought it was clever.

A man on the boat was taking dinner orders. I liked the sound of what Hayley ordered. I was staring at the sky. It was half bright orange and half navy blue, with a crisp, perfect line across the middle. Then I found myself under the water again. I think I had fallen asleep because then I remember being back above the water thinking 'what just happened?'. Nobody seemed to realise I'd just fallen asleep and dropped underwater, they were all shouting at me for my order. I wanted the same as Hayley but with a side of oranges. The man said if I have oranges then he gives me half of the chips and I don't get a knife. I climbed back up onto the boat to find the menu to ask him where it says that and suddenly the menu in my hands was different to the one I had been looking at.

I think I dreamt this because I was thinking about a friend's birthday yacht plans in bed last night.

My very own plane

I had my very own plane. But not a jet. I had a single propeller, one seat plane. and I lived on the edge of a cliff. I had to walk the plane to the end of the street and fly it off the cliff if I wanted to go flying. I walked it along and switched on the propeller, but it didn't seem fast enough. I switched it on and off a couple of times and decided I wasn't comfortable flying when the propeller seemed to be temperamental. So I walked the plane home and went to bed.