Chef

I was going to a restaurant with some people I knew, but the chef was not there. I said I could do it, and went back to the kitchen. Somebody wanted a chicken breast but we only had breaded chicken. I tried to disappear unnoticed to go and buy what people had ordered. I had told the tab;e 5 more minutes, before realising I still hadn't started to cook the chicken breast. I put it in a tiny microwave oven, then I was woken up.

Apartment Murder, Gun, Dead girl comes back to life.

I had been watching the film Clue, and in the day had watched an American man shoot a some people at a school.

I dreamt I was in a huge old-fashioned apartment building. There was various parties going on in different rooms, I think there had been a school ball. In the room I was in a girl was shot. Blood splattered all over the walls. Everybody went crazy, nobody knew what to do. The lift was either full or not working I can't remember, but I was running down the thin staircase that ran down the middle of the building. It was pitch black and you could only see the next few stairs. It seemed that if you fell you would fall for miles into nothingness. deep. Then I was trying to explain to someone else that there had been a murder but they were just laughing at me. I went back up and the blood splattered on the walls had turned into black marker pen patterns from the top corner of the room downwards.
Then I dreamt something else before this dream continued.

I was sitting in a car, I had a gun in my pocket and a man started aiming a gun at people in the gas station (This is all in America). I was about to shoot him when he disappeared. David was in the car beside me in the passenger seat and he took the gun and asked me where I got it. I said from the murder upstairs. He looked and there was still 2 bullets in the gun. Then a policeman came and we tried to distract him from the gun. He ended up telling us we should go to an art exhibit near the park where there was a human bow.

Then I was climbing back up the stairs inside with some old people. Then Mila was near the dead girl. They had put a plastic bag over her head. But then she moved. She had come back to life.

Mike Watson again.

Once again I was sitting with my friend Leanne Watson's brother Mike. He told me that he'd had a dream about me. I thought this one was real since I dreamt about him a few weeks ago.

Plane Crash

I dreamt I was on a plane going down the runway. As we took off an engine burst into flames and the plane slid along the runway sideways. I looked back and there was flames pouring from one side of the plane to the other. I was sat over the wing and the door opened but people wouldn't leave the plane. I was shouting 'come on let's go' but people wouldn't move. I jumped out and was taking photos on my mobile phone when somebody told me that official pictures would be released. I took some more because I thought they were trying to cover it up.

Then I woke up and went back to sleep and had another dream. I was in the cockpit and a young couple were flying the plane. We seemed to be flying away from New York. I told them about what happened on the runway and the man flew the plane directly towards the sea until we almost crashed and the girl quickly pulled up and said 'let's go home' and we flew towards New York which was all silhouetted and sparkly.

Serial Killer

I'd spoken about my halloween serial killer outfit in the day and last night dreamt I could see a serial killer killing people. He would slit either their wrist or their neck and i could see the skin separate and blood pour out.

School on fire, Red Light

Someone set the school on fire, it might have been me. I ran out of the school down the road, which was the road my grandparents live on. I ran into a house and shut the kitchen window to stop the smoke coming in. Then I ate some food and decided to go back and see what was happening. They had put the fire out. I got in a car with David and we drove away. I ran a red light and there was a police motorbike beside the light. David said 'he's moving'. and I had to pull over. There was another man and his little girl who we had seen at a gas station somewhere. We had a long wait in the car and then I woke up.

Mike Watson and Evil Mila.

In the daytime I'd heard somebody talk about someone called Mike. I dreamt that I was back at school and my friend Leanne's brother Mike was in the changing room. 3 other guys had the same hair as him. I turned to tell him that everyone seems to be copying his style, but instead I'd told the school bully. He started to bully me with some others.

Things continued to be negative and then all of a sudden I was in bed in America. (In life and in the dream). The doorbell rang but it wasn't the normal doorbell. It was a ding-dong instead of the normal longer tune. I was thinking about the bell sounding different when a surge like a negative force seemed to sweep across the house. All of a sudden the door flew open and Mila glided in and jumped onto the bed, leaning over me like a sci-fi creature. She was an evil version of herself. Maybe something to do with seeing Black Swan last week.

Family Fortune

My family had a lot of money and a big new house. They showed me around. In Mum's room there was two pillows and where the bed should be a fountain created a dome of water. Hayley's room was like it's own apartment. Then I was in the garage and then I was in an old American sports car with someone I don't know.

Family meal. Village show. Railway Anniversary.

We were eating chicken and fries and my brother Luke started to eat someone else's food who was late. We made him stop and explained it wasn't his. He ran off sulking. I went and persuaded him to come back to the fair and we were walking back alongside a big steam train, which was having an anniversary where people were dressed up in old clothes.

Drowning, Death, Sombrero gift, Watch.

I was drowning on some rocks, the sea was rough and kept pulling me off the rocks. I had a short plastic tube the length of my arm which I was trying to push to the bottom of the sea to keep me up. The sea was thick or oily, I can't remember properly.
Then I was in a room with my Dad and his girlfriend. We were all silent, somebody had died. (Twice this year I've thought my grandad has died). We were napping when my Dad's friend Phil came in with Sombrero gift bags. It was an upside down sombrero with a bottle of sprite and a weird watch inside. I took out the watch and then all of a sudden it was almost the size of a vinyl record. The sides pulled out and in like an accordion. Which made it waterproof and not waterproof. The hour hand was at the side which I thought was weird.

The Wanted.

I was walking along with Siva from the band The Wanted. He had strappy high wasted trousers on and a slight high heeled shoe. I think my brain mixed him up with Cher from X Factor. Luckily we were then in a car and he was in normal clothes. The guy from Bolton was to my right and Siva was too my left. A girl gave them some presents through the window, two big Foster's gift packs. I got nothing. Then we were walking along again and somebody distracted me. I knew they were trying to get me away from the band so I tied to ignore them, then all of a sudden I was lost and the band were gone.

Horses, Pagan party, House party.

I was watching a film with some men on horses being shot at. They seemed to be in a corn field at nighttime. The camera was very close-up at rider level. The sky just above them was misty, and lit up as if by studio lighting. (It looked like a halloween maze I went to recently). It looked half like it was filmed in the 70s but half was crystal clear. A loud shot happened. A man on a horse said oh no, you've done it. But then he moved aside and there was a boy on his horse behind him who had taken the hit. But the shot had gone into the neck of his horse, and the horse had put his head to the ground. The boy had no horse and had to find another one to keep going with all the men. But he couldn't so he walked the rest of the journey. When he did catch up he came across a party in a large open space with 3 tiered levels going down. The men he had been riding with had sat around a table. The sky was still dark and he couldn't believe he had made it. He went over to join the table. Joel Ramirez was one of the men, sat in a brown robe. They were discussing how they were glad to finally be there at the pagan party. But the an old man walked out of the corn, and said what are you all doing here? He too had a brown robe but with a big rope around him. Then everybody looked around and realised they had gone to the wrong party, which was actually a reunion for older pagans. All the men laughed and some, including me, took some pictures. I tried to fit in all 3 tiers of people so you could see us and the old men whose party it was. Then all of a sudden I was in my own house at home, where another party was happened. Wayne was drunk and danced in front of me for a photo. Then I woke up.

Skiing Millionaire.

I was on a mountain, walking along a roadside, and I thought, what if this snow above me fell and completely covered me. Could I breathe? How long would it take them to get me out? I imagined the tube they used to get the Chilean miners out, but I wondered how they would know where I was. So I moved away from the cliff of snow I was stood underneath.
Then I was stood in the mud room of Mila's house. The room was full of girls and there was colourful lights each side of the door. Then I was weaving cotton around one of the lights and making a pond and pretending to fish in the pond with a piece of cotton. Then Claire Winser from school came over and suggested we go on holiday. The house was mine and I was a millionaire. (I pretended I was in a relationship with Claire at school to annoy somebody once.)

Speedboat, Monkey, Sambuca.

I was on a large speedboat with my Nan, my Grandad and my cousin Sheneece. It was speeding across the biggest waves I'd ever seen. And bouncing and hitting the waves really hard. People were flying up in the air and landing back in the boat and holding on for their lives. It was open-top and waves would crash into the boat. We were sat in a horseshoe shaped seat. When it was calm, Olly came and sat next to me.

Then I was in David's bedroom, which was G7 my first form room at Misbourne (Skyrme's room). and David was further along in Mr. Rogers' room. The bed was up against a wall and I noticed a hole in the wall, about 2cm wide. My first reaction was it was a spyhole. Then I realised other holes, some going through the pillows. Then I realised a triangular hole about 20cm wide. Then a big rectangular hole nearer to the floor. I was looking through and saw a tiny monkey working on the next room. I stood back up and Mily was stood beside me, I told her to look through. and she looked and saw the monkey but acted like it was completely normal. The monkey ran around us and I was really uncomfortable.

Then I had a flat in Nottingham with Christian. I had Sambuca in the freezer and got home to find Robert Cranberry from school in our kitchen. I thought he was pouring my sambuca but it was a different bottle.

Stolen Suitcase.

I was back in Nottingham. I was stood outside the hotel on the hill up to mine and james' old apartment. I put my suitcase down and took a step towards the apartment. Then somebody ran away with my case. It had expensive camera equipment in. Then I was in a building near where the castle is which seemed like a lost and found. My case was there but when I opened it all that was inside was an empty golf bag, the same one as Luca Iemi took from a skip once.

Fashion show, TV Interview, Zennith, New Room.

I walked out of a warehouse into a crowd of people and told a lady my name was Richard. She then took me to a camera and asked me about the fashion show inside and I gave an interview. Then I walked away and saw Thomas Zennith, Peter Kent and 3 others all dressed in matching suits and coats. Thomas said 'we even got the silk scarves' and they all took them out of the coats and showed me. Then I was back in Nottingham and I had a new bedroom. A bit like my room in year 2 but reversed and with a wooden floor. I was excited to start uni again, then I woke up.

Skyrme pub, locals, world map, Radio, Danny Baker, Family Meal, Naked Wycombe hospital

Dreamt that Mr. Skyrme, my old school teacher had opened his own bar. In the entrance there was a giant world map on various screens, the UK was sideways. On the desk there was a basket of keys for the local businesses who use the bar as they wish after hours. One lady came in and was shouting about someone losing her key. Then I was in a radio station. Danny Baker was talking with some others. Then he was walking opposite Staples in High Wycombe. Then I was at the top of that road running down towards the hospital naked. I had been out with James. Then we were in a club, I was getting my clothes. Then I was at a family meal. Jaz, Maizie, and a random neighbour were there. The neighbour had a problem with his toast being too cold. He wanted new toast and joked that he would bring it up if something ever happened between us and him. Then the giant map from Mr. Skyrme's bar was over the other side of the room and we were in there having the meal.

Family gathering, speech, weeing.

I was in a big house with my family. I need to use the toilet and I went into one and realised it had no roof. You could wee and look at the stars. Then it was the daytime and there was loads of people round. It was sunny, everyone was having fun (which is the opposite of life back home at the moment.) Then I needed to pee again. The toilet was taken. I used the one which was outside, it was just in the middle of the grass so people could see me, but I was bursting. Then I needed to go again, I went inside to find a different toilet. Then Wayne was giving a speech about family and things. It was a poem 4 lines long, which summed up what family is. Then I needed to pee again, I went over to use the one on the grass then a lady and her husband turned up. As I tried to stop peeing, some went on the lady's coat. She realised and I explained that every time I went I just needed to go again, and that it was stinging, I was bursting. She said to ignore the stings and go and eat with everybody. People were finishing off their meals, some had left the outdoor tables, I sat with a newspaper. Then I needed to go again, and Mum told me there was only 1 toilet, but I said no there's at least 5, as we were in a huge house, which was where the tennis courts are on the Misbourne playing field.
I woke up and was bursting. I drank some vodka orange juice last night.

Klaxons/LACMA Nightmare.

Me and David and the Klaxons were on a merry-go-round which was the shape of the metal sculpture by Richard Serra. Like two horse shoes. After we got off David and I were walking to the car park, through what felt like the 90s wycombe bus station. We were at the bottom of some stairs in a small room and had to leave through one door. Outside the door I could see a silhouette of a man but I thought, we have to just be calm and walk through. I got hit over the back of the head and woke up.

Blurry picture.

Yesterday I was asked to take a picture of a group of people. It was on a mobile phone and I glanced and thought it was a little blurry. This played on my mind and last night I dreamt I was asked again to take a picture of a class of students in a school. It was in LA and I was a teacher. The class was too big and I tried to take one picture of one side of the room and one of the other. It didn't really work and I was annoyed for whoever asked for the picture. Then everyone went outside and got on two big buses. Probably meaning they were leaving and I had no chance of taking a good picture of them, like in the daytime where the people had been leaving a restaurant (Bob's Big Boy). Carl Wood from school was randomly in the dream.

New York.

Landed in New York. Met Duane Michals in the airport, seemed younger and hesitant to work something out even though I was already meeting him. He seemed to look like the 40 year old version of himself, with a polo neck top on and 60's womens sunglasses. Then he left and I went out onto the street. But I needed to go back up into the airport because I didn't know where I was going. I asked some girls on the street but they were sarcastic and showed me a ladder. Then I met somebody who was also lost and had been laughed at by the girls. We shared a cab to a hostel not far away. It was going to be my birthday so we walked from the hostel into the darkness at the bottom of cryer's hill in england. then I was in a computer room with Taylor Lautner. then I was with a group of people I was taking out for my birthday. David and James were there. James slid down a banister. We were at a train station. I was trying to get the music at the train station changed because I thought we were already at the place..which was ice-skating. Before I knew it we were on our way home with leftover food, a lady who I used to see shopping in Tesco was trying to take my leftovers, I told her I'd eaten with these weird people whodress weirdly a few days before, and that I didn't like the food and she could have it, and that it was on the other side of the train station. Then the weird people walked past me and I was worried they'd heard me saying they were weird. They were in green cloaks and capes. Then we got to the other platform in the train station and there was a lunchbox on the ground, and inside was some meat. The lady didn't want the weird people's food but took everything else. Then I was on the phone to my Dad and David was telling him how I'd taken them 6 miles away just to go out for a birthday, and I was saying that it might be far for him but in England it's really not far.

Theme Park, Escalator, Plane.

I was walking through a theme park with Simon Butler (like in the picture of us at the swap-meet). He walked off ahead a bit and saw some claw machines. There was one where a child could climb in and be grabbed. Then I realised toys were in the collection window. So I picked one up. Then I looked in the other machines and found one with loads of money in it. There were pound coins everywhere. I was trying to pick up as many as I could without being noticed. I must have picked up about £50. Walking along I thought I split it with Simon but he said something like "oh it's only about £10 isn't it" and I didn't really say anything.
Then we were going down an escalator and there was a jet with a bow around it from Mila. At first I didn't realised the bow and thought it was our plane, but we couldn't believe how small it was. I was a little worried. Then we were shooting down a runway and we just about fit under the bridge, I thought the tail was going to scrape the bridge but it didn't. Then the plane dropped us off, turned out it was just taking us down to our normal plane.
Then we were back in the theme park and one of simon's friends had a white tshirt and a green vest on over it. And several other people in the park were wearing it and getting angry at him. I told him to take it off but it was like he wasn't hearing me.

Family gathering, Bubbles.

The night before I dreamt about as much as I did last night. But I forgot to write it up, so I remember none of it. Apart from I think we had a family gathering, and randomly there was a bubble machine in the room.

Cancer, Old best friend, Doll girl, Library train, Escalators

I've been having a lot of dreams this week. Last night I dreamt that I was seeing a doctor about something. Then after it had finished I went on a huge web of escalators, then I had to go back to the doctors. A boy in there (robbyugh on tumblr) was in the middle of telling the doctor what was wrong. There was something wrong with his ankle and something else. The doctor put a remote control near his ankle, and out of all the things on the control, cancer lit up. He started to ask loads of questions about it, I started to cry and had to go outside. Still crying I found myself on a train with wood cladding all the walls, more like an old 70s house. I was in a room similar to my old bedroom on Eastfield Road, with an old best friend Richard Ive. I went to the toilet and everything had secret doors. While I was using the toilet I pushed the door ahead of me and it was another closet of books you could barely stand in. Then I was at a summer fete. I seemed to be part of a school selling stuff from a window. I went and stood between the two people selling stuff and helped them sort out a man who was being difficult. Then the girl on my left was letting people sign up to come to her birthday party making dolls, months ahead from now. She got out the list and said great, another new friend. I had to go back to the car for something, along the huge escalators.

Tesco staff sweets.

A couple of people who used to work at tesco were giving out sweets. There was only a few things left.. mixed in with the rubbish. I got some doughnuts.

Murder in France.

We were driving down the motorway to Cornwall. Either my Dad or my stepdad said 'don't forget you need to go and murder that person in france' and we were going to the coast. I said 'Now?', as it was 2am in the morning. and he said yea, and i had to choose between going by ferry or eurotunnel. we were suddenly in a boat in the sea which was really choppy and I said eurotunnel.

Watching new Lord of the Rings.

I was watching a brand new lord of the rings film with taylor lautner and some of his friends. Anna Kendrick was in it and she was the princess of the mossy mountains. she got out a model of the mountains and was said something like "look there isn't even any moss on them!"

Pond soup.

Earlier in the day, I had been looking at pictures of the biggest fish ever caught, with the boys.
I dreamt that I was having a meal and my friend wanted fish. I couldn't see any in the pond beside our table so I dipped a large fish tank into a big lake and pulled the fish tank towards our table. Oh that looks lovely we agreed. It was a good selection of plants but no fish. We ate from it like a soup instead.

Who took my money.

I went to the cinema. then i was in a house and a lady was asking for money for charity. whoever i was with gave £20. but it looked tiny like a wristband. i cracked a joke and said i haven't got £20 but you can have my wristband. then she asked me for money and i said i couldn't, i don't have enough. but i spread my money out and there was £55. and then some was missing. and i was going all around this big house asking who took my money. then a day or so went past and i went back to the house at night, but the door and everything was smashed. and i walked into the house and everything had been smashed up. and i went through the house and could hear the people were still there and i was worried they were going to think it was me, because someone stole my money. i can't remember what happened next but i suddenly realised i was awake.

Gave birth.

I stepped out into my grandparents garden and realised I had a baby hanging out of me. My nan Anne helped get it out, it was easy.

Boat in LA. Art in High Wycombe.

I had a dream I was on a boat with David, Mila, Tyler and Joel. We got off while Tyler and Joel took the boat back to the hire place. Tyler made a joke but I can't remember it.
Then I was in High Wycombe and we had to carry all of our artwork from the free range exhibition in London across Wycombe. We were carrying it along a dual carriageway by the hospital where I was born, and putting it away into storage. I ended up trying to take Craig C's too, but I remember I had to do something else, so tried to get other people to take his. Then I thought it was smashed and was worried, but it was Sarah Walker's.
Then David said he had eaten in the Chinese which was actually the Primark.

On a plane with Gordon Brown.

I was sat at the back of a plane with Gordon Brown, on the final row. I was by the window and Gordon got the aisle but we swapped just before take-off. We took off but we were flying really low over trees and alongside buildings. Then we landed in a street almost into a bus and the pilot got out to go and give his girlfriend some flowers. Then he said he'd meet us back at the airport to get a different plane.

Public Murder

I was in England and got some food in a shopping centre. But walking back across the car park with some friends, I noticed an American police car. And then a line of them parked up and all of a sudden I was being shouted at to get in the car. My friends shouted 'come on, we don't have time' but I said, 'this won't take long I haven't done anything wrong', and I put my bottle of lemonade on the floor behind the car tire and got in the back seat, at gun point. Then inside I was shouted at to put my bags on the floor and show my hands.
The man in the front of the car explained that if I didn't want to get hurt there's something I needed to do. He explained that I needed to kill somebody. He took my bag with my phone, ipod, wallet (all the money i would ever have -in my head). And he explained that I need to kill him in public in a car as it's moving, but he explained that I need to slow the car down, and he kept explaining it, and it kept playing over in my head really slowly hanging the body out the window out, til I woke up just before I was going to kill him. He said 'you need to slow the car right down until you're enjoying killing him in front of people.'

Michael Jackson Tribute

I was going to visit my old school and when I went inside there was a Michael Jackson tribute concert happeneing. I couldn't believe that BB King was on stage and kept saying his name. Then my Nan's Husband and blues lover was sat next to me and BB King was sat next to him. I realised it wasn't BB on stage but a white guy who weirdly looked like him. Then my friend Per and a girl were performing, when Per noticed me he left the stage and we went outside for a chat. Then he went back on the stage and the show continued.

Missed my flight

I had a dream I was back at school in the art rooms and I had to get something finished, when I did I put a book back and someone called Simon from uni was there. I had to run because I had a flight and before I got it I had to go back to Nottingham, then back to Bucks, then to the airport. But I'd lost track of time and only had an hour left. I was trying to run home in Bucks first, I bumped into an old friend from school and said that I had a flight in 20 minutes and I needed to call and change it, and her friend told me I couldn't. But she said I could so I was just about to call but I realised I'd already missed it. Then I woke up.

Francis Rossi and the portable bar

Dreamt I was going to see a band and Francis Rossi from Status Quo was in the crowd with us and I spoke to him. Then I was out in a field and there was a bar that was like a stage set which could move and slot into any venue. I went to go in it and all of a sudden I was in a city and someone was just finishing slotting it into the walls. It had some hedge walls and a weird patterned wall made out of wood. Got a drink.

Shower song

I was sat on a chair in my grandparents' shower and I sang a song and a huge jet of water shot out of my stomach. Then there was someone stood behind me to my right and I looked back and said 'I knew I shouldn't have sung that one- now there's water everywhere'.

Mily drew me.

Earlier in the day my sister had been doing some art homework and had found an old s club 7 in LA video and put it on.
In my dream I was riding along in the back of a big convertible american car, my aunt recognised me from a cafe in princes risborough, i could hear her say my name as we drove by but i just kept looking at the sky with my sunglasses on. Then I was the park and Mily and an indian man (like the one who has been silk-screen printing recently) were drawing me from about 5 metres away from me. And they kept showing me what they'd drawn and each time they showed me it wasn't me. At one point it was a baby inside a stomach (like the Kate MacDowell work I've been looking at.

Motorbike crash

I was driving along, thinking I was in a car, but I felt really cold. I want to turn right into this town just in the distance, but I was forced to turn left onto this huge bridge, like the golden gate bridge but silver. I think I was going the wrong way along the bridge then I crashed down a hill, I realised I was cold because I was driving a motorbike, not a car.

Driving a nottingham bus around san francisco.

I dreamt that I took over driving a nottingham bus around somewhere that looked a bit like san francisco. I was taking over the driving from Rhys Ifans, who I didn't even know until I just googled him. I got in and realised that you have to put it into gear on a box on the path. So I did that, got back in and couldn't figure out why it wouldn't move. So I had to get someone to help me and felt stupid thinking that you could put a bus in gear on the path.
Then I saw Andy H and he'd dropped something off into a Lee Rosy's tea shop where we were, from another Lee Rosy's and I asked him how he got here so fast. Then he was talking about something he didn't like.
Then I was in a living room. Grace Jones was sat on the sofa, and David was sat on the floor with his back up against the sofa.

I see dead people.

Last night I went to bed tired with a banging headache at about 11. But I was still trying to get to sleep at 4.
I dreamt that I found somebody who'd been stabbed and dragged him into a shop. There was blood squirting everywhere. Then I found another body a day or so later, and dragged him into the same shop, I was worried they'd think I did it, but they found out who killed the first body. Then I was with my Nan and there was little squirts of blood coming out of the body all over us.
The dream dictionary: If you dreamed of killing someone, whether intentionally or by accident, it signifies a period of severe emotional stress during which time you must make a heroic effort to control your temper.
To dream of being a witness to a killing portends a change which will not be entirely to your liking.

Wrong car and drowning

Dreamt I was in Tesco car park with Mum and we got into the wrong car. There was a lady in the passenger seat staring at us. Then our identical car was parked next to it.
Then I was in some water in a well and a lady jumped in and drowned. I could hear her screams through the water.
We had been talking about the lady who was killed by a whale the other week. And somebody wrote about being in a well in a message I read before I went to bed.

The dream book..
Car: Apparently I should forget about great luxury.
Well: A well with a low water level indicates a period of difficulties.

Wedding in Chinnor

I had a dream that I was late to a wedding in Chinnor because I had to walk. I phoned Si who gave me directions but I ended up at a hotel just on the edge of London with an indian couple (similar to the Indian couple in The Family). The old man was ill and hungry so we stole a ham sandwich and left. Then I was back in Risborough and I looked and our nieghbours from accross the road drove past me. Then I was in a field and I heard Duncan Finch speeding around and I went down to the road and asked if he could take me to Chinnor.

Beach bat.

Last night I had a dream I was on a beach with my Granddad and we were under a pier and a bat flew at him. It was in his hands and I shouted let it go and it flew at me over my left shoulder. Before he let go I saw it's face and it looked like a grey slow loris.

The dream dictionary:

Bat: depends how you reacted. If you were frightened by it, you should avoid indiscreet discussion of your affairs.

Party, Horses, Fox.

Wow, it's been over a year.

I went to a secret skip behind a charity shop with Alma (from my photography class) and Luca (Italian exchange) on Monday and found a 70's dream dictionary. Definitely reason to get the blog going again.

I had a pretty good dream to begin with last night.

I was at a party with mostly middle-aged women. It was busy and the line for the toilet was really long. I knew a house down the road with just a couple of ladies, so I walked along the main road in the dark (as I did when I missed my station on the train a few months ago) and as I walked along I noticed I was walking in a line with some police officers who were searching for body parts. I had a look too but I couldn't find any, then I was at the house. I went inside and used the toilet. Then I went back to the busy house.
As I got closer to the bigger house I realised a horse and carriage. Someone was on it searching for a fox. Then all of a sudden I had a black horse with a metal handle under it's mouth and I was leading it back to the house. We couldn't find the fox, then I lost the horse, then I heard it's hooves and found it. It was quite difficult to keep under control. My hand kept slipping off the handle and I gripped it by it's bottom teeth.
When we got back to the party Ben Manwaring (photography) wanted to have a go on the horse and carriage.

The dream dictionary:

Party: good news-bad news symbol of mixed fortunes and contrary omens. More fortunate to go to one than to give one.

Police: symbol of security in your life. I will get unexpected help with a current problem. As I type this I realise it's nonsense.

Horse: (has half a page of explanation) Black signifies delays. Bucking horse = some resistance to some current plan.

Fox: strong warning of danger around you from wily rivals or hidden enmity, unless you killed the animal or it was dead in which case you will out-wit the plotters.

(wierdly lucy asked me to wear a fox mask today for her project.)

I have a deadline monday and I'm sat here typing up my dreams.