13.6.13

Food

Was in Tesco. Then a Tesco style warehouse that was very dark but the shelving was all lit. Each apartment had a shelf for it's food and then away from the shelving was food prep areas, each apartment had about 2 metres with trays above and below.

Then I was in a house in what seemed like Spain. It had several layers, you could go into the basement but it had windows, and then you could go down another level which still had a window looking out to the beach. It seemed like we were all cramming into a kitchen and then each took turns giving cooking classes.

11.6.13

Driving over a cyclist.

I was driving along a road, up a slight hill in the countryside, when I noticed 2 guys ride bikes over the brow of the hill. They were coming down the hill on the path on my side of the road. I could see they wanted to cross and were watching to jump onto the road after I had passed. I got closer and could see one of them was about to ride into the road too early. I think it was Rob Cranberry from Misbourne School, I saw him on facebook recently. He went under the side of my car and I ran over him. I stopped. Then we were in hospital. He had bandages over his eyes. He might not be able to see out of one of them. He and his Mother left the room and the nurse handed me his prescription bill with two items on. I protested my innocence, saying that he rode his bike under my car and that it wasn't my fault. I felt bad for him but I was a little annoyed that they placed blame on me. Still it's lucky he didn't die or it wouldn't be a prescription I'd be worried about.

8.6.13

Sausage Lion

David and I were staying at a big house and there was a few dogs walking around. Their backs were tattooed. We both realised we had seen the dog we had always wanted, a sausage dog and decided we should find him and keep him. We picked him up and he was perfect. Suddenly we were in Tesco car park and the dog was lost. We found a similar one but knew we couldn't give up searching for ours. We tried to get back in the big house but were locked out.

2.6.13

Stevie Nicks at the Royal Albert Hall

From May.
Me, David and some others were at a Stevie Nicks concert at the Royal Albert Hall. We were seated in one of the upper levels but we managed to get down in front of the stage. A backing singer collapsed and the concert turned into mayhem. But I think the show continued.

6 weeks after M&S, Madonna now works at Tesco...

I was at work and a customer asked for some cooked steak strips they serve hot in a bag ready to eat (we do not sell these). I said I'd take a look out the back and see if there were any coming out. I went out the back and they weren't cooking anything, but I found some kind of flavoured gum or I said my gum was the flavour of steak and offered him some to eat with other food to get the flavour.
I looked over and Madonna was on the shop-floor going through some green trays of stock. I offered to just double check whether we had any uncooked steak to give to the guy. I went back through the tunnel out the back and found some steaks. As I left the fridge, Madonna came through the tunnel, I turned around and she was going in the fridge. I said over my shoulder 'Hey Madge'. I couldn't think of anything else, I was rushed as she was disappearing into the fridge. I wasn't sure if she heard me so I waited a second and she leaned her head back out of the door flaps and winked at me.
I gave the customer the steak and went back to the chiller. Madonna was going through more green trays out the back. I guess it was tour stock but I'm not sure why she came into the fridge. I guess her stuff got mixed up with my stuff because there was meat and headphones and wires and stuff all tangled up together. I said 'this is so gross', and she was like 'it really is.' And I spoke to her about wanting to be vegetarian and how I'm getting better at it. 'Look at all this gross meat' I said. There was meat and blood everywhere in the trays. I told her 'I would not eat any of this..unless it was steaming hot on a plate in a restaurant!'. She agreed and we both laughed.